Sexo Chungo II
Paseando por el campo con una sed espantosa
Divisé un manantial con un agua asquerosa
Pero era tanta la sed que no tuve reparo
Y todo aquel beber me iba a salir muy caro
Pues unos bultos prominentes
Salían de mi pecho de repente
Después de ver a médicos al borde del suicidio
Se me ocurrió una idea aunque era un poco de lío
Monté una clínica para transexuales
Les daba de beber hasta que quedaban saciados
Pues unos bultos prominentes
Salían de su pecho de repente
Y aunque me da vergüenza tener tanto pecho
Muy listo fui yo que le saqué provecho
Crazy Sex II
Strolling through the fields with a crazy thirst
I spotted a spring with some nasty water
But I was so thirsty that I didn't think twice
And all that drinking was gonna cost me a price
'Cause some bulging lumps
Suddenly popped out of my chest
After seeing doctors on the brink of suicide
I came up with an idea, though it was a bit of a mess
I opened a clinic for trans folks
I’d give them drinks until they were soaked
'Cause some bulging lumps
Suddenly popped out of their chest
And even though I’m embarrassed to have such a chest
I was pretty clever, I made the most of it.