Wendy's Cunt Song
Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a walk
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doddle-doodle the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like
Shit-zus make good house pets they're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have because they like to beat their
Meeting in the office,a meeting in the hall
The bossy wants to see you so you can suck his
Ballsac was a writer he lived with Alan Bunt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but thats cuz she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I am saying because it will bring you luck
And if you all dont' like it I dont' give a flying
F**k
Canción de Wendy's Cunt
La Sra. Landers era una loca saludable, cocinaba comida en un paseo
El Sr. Harris era su novio y tenía un gran
Garabatear el gallo simplemente no se va a dejar
Y no quiero desayunar porque sabe a
Los shit-zus hacen buenas mascotas de casa, son tiernos y dulces
No es bueno tener monos porque les gusta vencer a su
Reunión en la oficina, reunión en la sala
El mandón quiere verte para que puedas chupar su
Ballsac era un escritor, vivió con Alan Bunt
A la Sra. Roberts no le gustaba, pero eso es porque es una
El agua contaminada puede enfermarte
La vejiga se infecta y sale sangre
Dicta lo que estoy diciendo porque te traerá suerte
Y si a todos no les gusta, no me importa volar
F**k