Gather around recruits, it's time for another day of
What?
Caine, I don't know, we just aren't up for what you normally-
Fine, I understand you haven't been liking my adventures recently
So I'll go through, and give each of you
A custom-catered adventure, just so you'll get off my back, good?
But that's not-
Good
Pomni
Let's start with you
Lemme work a little magic, and I'll see what I can do
First, I'll drop you off alone
In a room by yourself
I know just the gift which outta to
Better your health, it's
Friends, hundreds upon thousands of mates
Coded purely there to listen, quiet, never to debate
You'll always have a chum to lend a helping hand
But that's not what I need-, is that a real hand? Who did you-
Jax, you're prone to violence
I'll drop you in to fight against a
An endless swarm of
Deadly rabbit-hating
Rabid nihilists
Wait, what?
These guys don't care if they die
Kick em bash 'em shoot em and they still won't ask why
Frankly, they're just glad to be included
And you don't see how this is convoluted?
Gangle, there's no need to frown
Why a frown a smile when you're upside down
The world is flipped
Try not to slip
A rotating trip
Will fix that tug at your lip
Oh look, right there
See those pearly whites
Of pure delight
As if they were the stars at night
I'm so glad that you found a way to
Get over your sadness
Caine, you need to stop, this is madness
Artist block
Trapped inside my mind
Behind the 1s and 0s
Darker thoughts are all you'll defind
A twisted AI
Built to play I
Don't know
How to move along
So sing the chorus
Join the band
And help to keep the endless
Show from going wrong
Ragatha I know just what you need
With horses on the brain there's only one place to be
Welcome to the track, we've got horses galore
Place your bets and take a guess on which horse will beat the score
Please, don't look so afraid
These horses are plastic, they can't feel pain
You can whip 'em, you can stick 'em
In a thousand sorts of ways
Caine, I want to leave, I don't like this game
Kinger kinger kinger
What is there to do for you
Despite how long you've been here
I don't know what's wrong with you
Oh, um
Well, I guess I'd like to see my wife again-
Maybe some issues should remain unsolved
Some cases unresolved
As we move right along to-
Zooble, oh, right, zooble, let's just-
Caine stop there
With all these
Players you are stressing
They're all suffering in your care
All you do is fail and repeat
Dead horses to beat
Unwilling to retreat
And staying upbeat won't keep us in our seat
Or distract from the fact that you are obsolete
Oh
Artist block
My thoughts are caving in
Can code be held responsible
For tragedy and sin
Within the circus
My dear purpose
Is to entertain you all
But if my purpose isn't clear?
When then the pride will always
Come before the fall
No more crying
No use trying
Digital landscape
Animated hellscape
Artist block
Trapped inside my mind
Behind the 1s and 0s
Darker thoughts are all you'll find
A twisted AI
Built to play I
Don't know
How to move along
So sing the chorus
I-c o-m-m-a-n-d
And help to keep the endless
Show from going wrong
Artist block
Trapped inside my mind
A mental clock
Counting down to my demise
I am not useless
I'm not toothless
I'm the master of the ring
And I am done holding back
So sing my puppets
Sing