If I Were Gay
Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
Tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But im not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
It's not that i dont care
I do
I just dont see myself in you
Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
'Coz if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole... being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay
So won't you stop cupping my ba... Hand
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop ... Your ... Drawers
Si Yo Fuera Gay
Aquí estamos
Queridos viejos amigos
Tú y yo borrachos de nuevo
Se han reído
Se han derramado lágrimas
Quizás el whisky me haya afectado
Pero si yo fuera gay
Te daría mi corazón
Y si yo fuera gay
Serías mi obra de arte
Y si yo fuera gay
Nadaríamos en romance
Pero no soy gay
Así que saca tu mano de mis pantalones
No es que no me importe
Sí me importa
Simplemente no me veo en ti
Otro momento, otra escena
Estaría justo detrás de ti si sabes a qué me refiero
Porque si yo fuera gay
Te daría mi alma
Y si yo fuera gay
Te daría mi ser entero
Y si yo fuera gay
Derrumbaríamos las barreras
Pero no soy gay
Así que deja de agarrar mi ma...no
Nunca nos hemos abrazado
Nunca nos hemos besado
Nunca he sido íntimo con tu puño
Has abierto nuevas puertas
Ven aquí y baja... tus... pantalones