Formidable
Formidable
Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable
Nous étions formidables
Formidable
Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable
Nous étions formidables
Oh, bébé
Oups, mademoiselle
J'vais pas vous draguer
Promis, juré
J'suis célibataire
Depuis hier, putain
J'peux pas faire d'enfant et, bon, c'est pas, eh, reviens
Cinq minutes quoi, j't'ai pas insultée
J'suis poli, courtois et un peu fort bourré
Et pour les mecs comme moi
Vous avez autre chose à faire, hein ?
Vous m'auriez vu hier
J'étais
Formidable, formidable
Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable
Nous étions formidables
Formidable
Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable
Nous étions formidables
Eh, tu t'es regardé ?
Tu t'crois beau parce que tu t'es marié
Mais c'est qu'un anneau, mec, t'emballe pas
Elle va t'larguer comme elles le font chaque fois
Et puis l'autre fille, tu lui en as parlé ?
Si tu veux je lui dis, comme ça s'est réglé
Et au p'tit aussi, enfin si vous en avez
Attends trois ans, sept ans, et là, vous verrez
Si c'est
Formidable, formidable
Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable
Nous étions formidables
Et petite, oh, pardon, petit
Tu sais dans la vie y'a ni méchant ni gentil
Si maman est chiante, c'est qu'elle a peur d'être mamie
Si papa trompe maman, c'est parce que maman vieillit, tiens
Pourquoi t'es tout rouge? Ben revient, gamin
Et qu'est-ce que vous avez tous ? À me regarder comme un singe, vous ?
Ah, oui, vous êtes saints, vous
Bande de macaques
Donnez-moi un bébé singe
Il sera
Formidable, formidable
Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable
Nous étions formidables
Formidable
Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable
Nous étions formidables
Great
Great, great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great
Great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great
Oh baby, oops miss
I'm not going to hit on you, promised and sworn
I'm single, since yesterday damn
I can't have a child and well, it's not, hey come back
Just five minutes
I didn't insult you
I'm polite, courteous, and a little too drunk
And for guys like me
You have other things to do, right
You should have seen me yesterday
I was
Great, great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great
Great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great
Hey, have you looked at yourself, you think you're handsome
Just because you got married, but it's just a ring
Dude, don't get carried away, she'll leave you like they always do
And the other girl, have you talked to her?
If you want I'll tell her, that way it's settled
And the little one too, well if you have one
Wait three years, seven years, and then you'll see
If it's
Great, great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great
Great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great
And little one, oh sorry, little one
You know in life there's neither mean nor nice
If Mom is annoying, it's because she's afraid of being a grandma
If Dad cheats on Mom, it's because Mom is getting old, see
Why are you all red? Well come back kid!
And what's wrong with all of you, looking at me like a monkey, huh?
Oh yes, you're saints, you
Bunch of monkeys
Give me a baby monkey, it will be
Great, great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great
Great
You were great, I was really pathetic
We were great