Ooh, ooh, Mercury retrograde
Ooh, ooh (Mercury retrograde)
I'm not in the mood to talk
Can't you read the room tonight?
Everything I try to say
Gets tangled up inside
It isn't really you
But somehow it's not me
It's just the universe
Playing tricks on everything
Every little sign is crashing
Nothing feels the way it should
Like the planets are misaligned
And nothing's turning out good
Mercury's messing with my mind again
Pulling every feeling out of line again
Don't blame me, sweetie, I'm just out of phase
It's Mercury, Mercury retrograde
Even street signs point nowhere
And my thoughts keep spinning 'round
I look for something real
But only chaos can be found
I'm reaching out for answers
But the stars won't guide my way
Guess the universe decided
To rewind my every day
Mercury's messing with my mind again
Pulling every feeling out of line again
Don't blame me, sweetie, I'm just out of phase
It's Mercury, Mercury retrograde
If you don't believe it, sweetie
I don't know what to say
I'm as broken as your mama's TV
As the engine in your daddy's Chevy
So give me, give me
A little space to breathe
Mercury's messing with my mind again
Pulling every feeling out of line again
Don't blame me, sweetie, I'm just out of phase
It's Mercury, Mercury retrograde
Ooh, ooh, Mercury retrograde