Out of Paper
I was at the party
Eating brigadeiro
Got that pain
Ran to the bathroom
Got in line
It was crowded
Couldn't hold it
And did it carelessly
The smell was rising
No one could stand it
They put on masks
I felt the odor
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Out of paper
It's okay, it's okay
Clean with newspaper
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Out of paper
It's okay, it's okay
Clean with newspaper
Newspaper is expensive
Expensive as can be
How am I going to do
To clean my bum?
The bad thing about these papers
They're all second-rate
They end up chafing
All of my butt
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Out of paper
It's okay, it's okay
Clean with newspaper
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Out of paper
It's okay, it's okay
Clean with newspaper