Strokin' My Beard
Well you see my beard
And you think that I'm a lazy slob
Yeah you see my beard and you think that I don't have a job
And you're right
And you're right
I don't have a job
(Don't have a job)
I don't have a job)
(Don't have a job)
I do have a beard
(Do have a beard)
But I don't have a job
(Don't have a job)
Well you see my beard
And you think I must live indecently
Yeah you see my beard and you assume that I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
And you're right
As it happens you're right
I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
I haven't showered recently
(Don't have a job)
I don't have a job
(You don't have a job)
I do have a beard
(But you don't have a job)
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days
Well you see my beard
And you think that I look like a thug
Yeah you see my beard and you decide that I must be on drugs
(Must be on drugs)
And you're right
On this occasion you're right
I am on drugs
(You are on drugs)
I am on drugs
(You don't have a job)
And I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
I don't have a job
(You should get a job)
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days
Stroking my beard
(You don't have a job)
I don't have a job
(You don't have a job)
I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
I am on drugs
(Stop taking drugs)
I've been spending my days
(Spending your days)
Just stroking my beard
(You are on drugs)
My beard feels really nice
(That's cause you're on drugs)
I am on drugs
(Stop being on drugs and get a job)
I have a beard
Beards
Acariciando mi barba
Bueno, ves mi barba
Y piensas que soy un vago puerco
Sí, ves mi barba y piensas que no tengo trabajo
Y tienes razón
Y tienes razón
No tengo trabajo
(No tengo trabajo)
No tengo trabajo)
(No tengo trabajo)
Tengo una barba
(Tengo una barba)
Pero no tengo trabajo
(No tengo trabajo)
Bueno, ves mi barba
Y piensas que debo vivir indecentemente
Sí, ves mi barba y asumes que no me he bañado recientemente
(No me he bañado recientemente)
Y tienes razón
En realidad tienes razón
No me he bañado recientemente
(No me he bañado recientemente)
No me he bañado recientemente
(No tengo trabajo)
No tengo trabajo
(No tienes trabajo)
Tengo una barba
(Pero no tienes trabajo)
He pasado mis días acariciando mi barba
He pasado mis días acariciando mi barba
He pasado mis días acariciando mi barba
He pasado mis días
Bueno, ves mi barba
Y piensas que parezco un matón
Sí, ves mi barba y decides que debo estar drogado
(Debo estar drogado)
Y tienes razón
En esta ocasión tienes razón
Estoy drogado
(Estás drogado)
Estoy drogado
(No tienes trabajo)
Y no me he bañado recientemente
(No me he bañado recientemente)
No tengo trabajo
(Deberías conseguir un trabajo)
He pasado mis días acariciando mi barba
He pasado mis días acariciando mi barba
He pasado mis días acariciando mi barba
He pasado mis días
Acariciando mi barba
(No tienes trabajo)
No tengo trabajo
(No tienes trabajo)
No me he bañado recientemente
(No me he bañado recientemente)
Estoy drogado
(Deja de tomar drogas)
He pasado mis días
(Pasando tus días)
Solo acariciando mi barba
(Estás drogado)
Mi barba se siente muy bien
(Eso es porque estás drogado)
Estoy drogado
(Deja de estar drogado y consigue un trabajo)
Tengo una barba
Barbas