Gay Boyfriend

One, two, ready go

I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
'Cos we can just cuddle all night

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

One, two, ready go
You cry at movies, on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when you're sad I'll dry your tears
'Cos I'll always think that you are fierce

I like cigarettes, and that's no gag
But you'll always be my favorite fag
You'll always be my favorite fag
You'll always be my favorite fag

My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

Novio Gay

Uno, dos, listo

Estoy cansado de los chicos que me hacen llorar
Me engañan y me dicen mentiras
Quiero un amor que nunca se descarrilará
Cuando ve a otras chicas, mira hacia otro lado
Y si nunca me besa, está bien
Porque podemos abrazarnos toda la noche

Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa que seas raro
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando estás cerca

Será un gran romance
Iremos de compras y compraremos pantalones ajustados
No te importa lo grande que sea mi culo, lo fabuloso que es mi vestido

Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa que seas raro
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando estás cerca

Uno, dos, listo
Lloras en el cine, en nuestras citas
Las comedias románticas son geniales
Pero cuando estés triste, te secaré las lágrimas
Porque siempre pensaré que eres feroz

Me gustan los cigarrillos, y eso no es broma
Pero siempre serás mi fag favorito
Siempre serás mi fag favorito
Siempre serás mi fag favorito

Mi novio gay, mi novio gay
No me importa que seas raro
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando estás cerca
Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa que seas raro
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando estás cerca
Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa que seas raro
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando estás cerca

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