The Augur's Tale
It's the ancient tale of the evil chinaman,
that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan
To take over the USA, he's gonna try it again today
He'll turn the whole world into China if he gets his way
It's the ancient tale of the chinaman man,
that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan
Well the east tries to beat the west and it doesn't matter who's the best
He's the oriental armageddon that'll lay the whole world to rest
Chinaman , machine gun in his had
Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan
Chinaman , machine gun in his had
Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan
Ch-Ch-Chinaman
El Cuento del Adivino
Es el antiguo cuento del malvado chino,
que cruzó el mar con su pistola y plan secreto
Para apoderarse de los Estados Unidos, va a intentarlo de nuevo hoy
Convertirá todo el mundo en China si logra su objetivo
Es el antiguo cuento del hombre chino,
que cruzó el mar con su pistola y plan secreto
Bueno, el este intenta vencer al oeste y no importa quién sea el mejor
Es el armagedón oriental que pondrá al mundo entero a descansar
Chino, ametralladora en su mano
Chino, cruzó el mar con un plan secreto
Chino, ametralladora en su mano
Chino, cruzó el mar con un plan secreto
Ch-Ch-Chino
Escrita por: Kody Templeman, Zachary Rawhouser