Don't Throw That Book At Me
No one likes me
I can tell
Sitting in the U-Bend
Disregarding the smell
Go take a pee
It's all fine and well
But don't throw that book at me
You'll go to hell
Chorus
My life was full of misery
And you're still mean to me
And though I've taken my last breath
Now you're ruining my death
Contemplating suicide
From what Peeves said
Then I remembered
I'm already dead
Wanted peace and quiet
Look what I got instead
Nothing but a stupid book
Falling through my head
Chorus
Let's all throw books at Myrtle
Because she is dead
And you'll win fifty points
If it goes through her head
Let's all throw books at Myrtle
While she's trying to pee
But just wait till it's your turn
And you'll be sorry
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
Chorus
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
No me arrojes ese libro
A nadie le gusto
Lo sé
Sentado en el U-Bend
No tener en cuenta el olor
Ve a orinar
Todo está bien y bien
Pero no me lances ese libro
Irás al infierno
Coro
Mi vida estaba llena de miseria
Y sigues siendo mala conmigo
Y aunque he tomado mi último aliento
Ahora estás arruinando mi muerte
Contemplando el suicidio
Por lo que dijo Peeves
Entonces me acordé
Ya estoy muerto
Quise paz y tranquilidad
Mira lo que tengo en su lugar
Nada más que un estúpido libro
Cayendo a través de mi cabeza
Coro
Vamos todos a tirar libros en Myrtle
Porque está muerta
Y ganarás cincuenta puntos
Si pasa por su cabeza
Vamos todos a tirar libros en Myrtle
Mientras ella está tratando de orinar
Pero espera a que sea tu turno
Y lo lamentarás
No me tires ese libro, Ginny
No me tires ese libro, Ginny
Coro
No me tires ese libro, Ginny
No me tires ese libro, Ginny