Crime
My mother was a prostitute
My father was a thief
My auntie ran a brothel
It gave cheap relief
Crime, crime
Crime doesn't pay
And my sister worked in peep shows
Carrots between cheeks
My brother pimped for call girls
Fostered their deceits
Crime, crime doesn't pay
Except when the debt collector needs to be paid
My nephew was a rent boy
Dress-sense made me weep
And my niece clipped in Soho
Her lies defied belief
Crime, crime, crime doesn't pay
Except when the debt collector needs to be paid
Crime, crime, crime doesn't pay
Crimen
Mi madre era prostituta
Mi padre era ladrón
Mi tía dirigía un burdel
Daba alivio barato
Crimen, crimen
El crimen no paga
Y mi hermana trabajaba en espectáculos eróticos
Zanahorias entre las nalgas
Mi hermano era chulo de prostitutas
Fomentaba sus engaños
Crimen, crimen no paga
Excepto cuando el cobrador de deudas necesita ser pagado
Mi sobrino era un chico de alquiler
Su sentido de la moda me hacía llorar
Y mi sobrina se metía en Soho
Sus mentiras desafiaban la creencia
Crimen, crimen, el crimen no paga
Excepto cuando el cobrador de deudas necesita ser pagado
Crimen, crimen, el crimen no paga