Masturbating Jimmy
Masturbating Jimmy with his pot of Vaseline
In the toilet cistern with his porno magazines
Their pages stuck together from where he does spurt
And on his pot of Vaseline pubic hairs inert
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy it suffers his schoolwork
‘Cause when he does his homework
He just jerks and jerks and jerks
Masturbating Jimmy he's going to lose his mind
And if he doesn't lose it then he's going to go blind
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy does it ten times a day
And twenty times twenty times on a Sunday
Well Masturbating Jimmy this has got to stop
Otherwise your knob your knob your knob it will fall off
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Well you've only got a pint and a half
And you've almost used the lot
Jimmy Masturbándose
Jimmy se masturba con su tarro de vaselina
En el tanque del baño con sus revistas porno
Sus páginas pegadas de donde él eyacula
Y en su tarro de vaselina pelos púbicos inertes
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba y sufre con sus tareas escolares
Porque cuando hace su tarea
Solo se masturba una y otra vez
Jimmy se va a volver loco
Y si no lo pierde entonces se quedará ciego
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba diez veces al día
Y veinte veces veinte veces en un domingo
Bueno, Jimmy se tiene que detener
De lo contrario, tu miembro, tu miembro, tu miembro se caerá
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jimmy se masturba ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Bueno, solo tienes una pinta y media
Y casi lo has usado todo