Used Car Salesman
Well he's looking out over his domain.
When he sees a mark dressed quite plain.
So he changes his course and he picks up his pace as an evil grin floats across his face.
Eases on over with a strut in his walk and his lips start to fly as he starts to talk.
Reels the mark in like a fish on a hook.
As he puts another check down in his book.
Cause he's out to sell some used cars and it doesn't matter who you think you are.
He's got a line for everyone.
He'll treat you like his daughter or son.
But hey wait, don't go for that bait.
To late.
He'll give you a 30 day warrantee and his handshake is the guarantee. But try and take your car back to his place.
He acts like he's never seen your face.
Don't try and grab him he'll get away.
He eats fish like you every day. He's a slick snake in the grass. You weren't his first you won't be his last.
Welcome to Hub-City used Hondas.
Have we got a deal for you! We've got Hondas galore, like right here is a light-blue 83 Accord with 250,000 miles.
But them's highway miles.
And right here's a tan 85 Civic with 230,000 miles.
It's got the nice lived in look.
I've got the good brakes.
And I got the bad brakes.
And if you don't com see us today, we can't save you any dinero.
Vendedor de Autos Usados
Él está mirando su dominio.
Cuando ve a un objetivo vestido bastante simple.
Así que cambia su rumbo y acelera el paso mientras una sonrisa malvada se dibuja en su rostro.
Se acerca con un paso seguro y sus labios empiezan a moverse mientras comienza a hablar.
Atrae al objetivo como un pez en el anzuelo.
Mientras anota otro cheque en su libro.
Porque está aquí para vender autos usados y no importa quién creas que eres.
Tiene una respuesta para todos.
Te tratará como a su hija o hijo.
Pero espera, no caigas en esa trampa.
Demasiado tarde.
Te dará una garantía de 30 días y su apretón de manos es la garantía. Pero si intentas devolver tu auto a su lugar.
Actúa como si nunca hubiera visto tu cara.
No intentes atraparlo, se escapará.
Él come peces como tú todos los días. Es una serpiente astuta en la hierba. No fuiste su primero, no serás su último.
¡Bienvenido a Hub-City, Hondas usados!
¿Tenemos una oferta para ti! Tenemos Hondas por montones, como este Accord celeste del 83 con 250,000 millas.
Pero son millas de autopista.
Y aquí tenemos un Civic beige del 85 con 230,000 millas.
Tiene ese aspecto de estar bien usado.
Tengo los frenos buenos.
Y tengo los frenos malos.
Y si no vienes a vernos hoy, no podremos ahorrarte dinero.