There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
You're surrounded by vampires
And you don't know what to do
But it's worse than that because these Draclias
They know the flute
(Bring it)
Red eye, pointy ear
Sharp teeth, white skin
Can you hear the Nosferatu
Fuckin' up that woodwind
Bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got
Scary good
They're fuckin' good at the flute, uh
These fuckin' vampires know how to toot
I get the feeling they've been practicing
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got good
So these motherfuckin' Draclias
They play the fuckin' flute, bitch
Und-dead motherf-f-fuckers
Comin' for ya
They're blood sucking bitches
With perfect Embouchure
Zombies with tubas
Or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet
To a Count with a piccolo
They got a lot of free time (they got free time)
Because they sleep all day (snoozing all day)
So they did a bunch of crime (doing so much crime)
And then they learnt to play
(Play) it started off as a joke
How ridiculous for a vampire to blow
But then they accidentally got way too good
They still eat people but now
They also play the flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got good
So these motherfuckin' Draclias
They play the fuckin' flute, bitch
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
Zombies with tubas
Or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet
To a Count with a piccolo
I don't know what to do
Suck, blow, rip a freaky fuckin' jazz solo
Get that Type-O
Like Bram told yo
It was a joke
Just tryna be funny
But now I'm online
Applying for the symphony
I got beat
Dark lord Kenny-G (Kenny G)
I suck deep
Just call me Eddy-C (Eddy C)
I'm not cheap
Been a couple centuries
So when I blow the Silver-D
Rewriting all mythology
I was a peasant in Romania (that's in Europe)
When I broke into a crypt
And then a bat flew down (what did the bat do?)
It started sucking my dick
(Play) it started off as a joke
How ridiculous for a vampire to blow (how ridiculous to blow)
But then they accidentally got way too good (they accidentally got good)
They still eat people but now
They also play the flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got good
So these motherfuckin' Draclias
They play the fuckin' flute, bitch
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias
And they're all playing flute
There's a–
Zombies with tubas
Or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet
To a Count with a piccolo
Undead, boy