Davey's Took The Plunge
Davey's life has changed dramatically, now
We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see
Jack the lad, but he's lost his credibility now
He's took the plunge now he lives in misery
Chorus:
Daveyyyyyyyyy...
Had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot
Daveyyyyyyyyy...
Davey's got hitched, davey's been stitched up, dave's a clot
Davey's not the davey that i knew, now
He stays at home with the mrs, & he never goes out
Davey does what she tells him to do, now
She's a bag that nags, it's about time he gave her a clout
Chorus... (guitar bit)
Davey's anniversary is due now
His face is as long as the river nile
Davey will not admit that it's true, now
He's been cheesed off since he walked up the aisle
Chorus
Davey se lanzó de cabeza
La vida de Davey ha cambiado drásticamente, ahora
Le advertimos pero el tonto no pudo ver
Jack el chico, pero ha perdido su credibilidad ahora
Se lanzó de cabeza y ahora vive en la miseria
Coro:
Daveyyyyyyyyy...
No tuvo opción cuando la voz del vicario lo puso en aprietos
Daveyyyyyyyyy...
Davey se casó, Davey fue engañado, Dave es un tonto
Davey ya no es el Davey que conocía, ahora
Se queda en casa con la señora, y nunca sale
Davey hace lo que ella le dice que haga, ahora
Ella es una bolsa que molesta, ya es hora de que le dé un golpe
Coro... (parte de guitarra)
El aniversario de Davey se acerca ahora
Su cara es tan larga como el río Nilo
Davey no admitirá que sea verdad, ahora
Ha estado molesto desde que subió al altar
Coro