El Mamute
Un mamut chiquitito quería volar
Probaba y probaba y no podía volar
Una palomita, su amiga, lo quiso ayudar
Y de un quinto piso lo hizo saltar
(¿Y qué pasó?)
Mierda, ¡el mamut se hizo mierda! (bis)
Un mamut chiquitito quería fumar
Probaba y probaba y no podía fumar
Un perro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y 500 cigarrillos lo hizo fumar
(¿y qué pasó?)
cáncer, ¡al mamut le dió cáncer! (bis)
Un mamut chiquitito quería tomar
Probaba y probaba y no podía tomar
Un oso, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y 6 litros de whisky lo hizo tomar
(¿Y qué pasó?)
Cirrosis, ¡al mamut le dió cirrosis! (bis)
Un mamut chiquitito quería "debutar"
Probaba y probaba y no podía "debutar"
Un burro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y con 100 prostitutas lo hizo "debutar"
(¿Y qué pasó?)
SIDA, ¡al mamut le dió SIDA! (bis)
Un mamut chiquitito se quería drogar
Probaba y probaba y no se podía drogar
Un gato, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y 10 líneas de coca le hizo probar
(¿Y qué pasó?)
Sobredosis, ¡el mamut con sobredosis! (bis)
(Y ahora, ¿qué le pasó?)
Se murió, el mamut se murió (bis)
The Mammoth
A tiny mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried and couldn't fly
A little dove, his friend, wanted to help him
And from the fifth floor, made him jump
(And what happened?)
Shit, the mammoth got fucked up! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried and couldn't smoke
A dog, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him smoke 500 cigarettes
(And what happened?)
Cancer, the mammoth got cancer! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried and couldn't drink
A bear, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him drink 6 liters of whiskey
(And what happened?)
Cirrhosis, the mammoth got cirrhosis! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to 'debut'
He tried and tried and couldn't 'debut'
A donkey, his friend, wanted to help him
And with 100 prostitutes, made him 'debut'
(And what happened?)
AIDS, the mammoth got AIDS! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to get high
He tried and tried and couldn't get high
A cat, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him try 10 lines of coke
(And what happened?)
Overdose, the mammoth with an overdose! (repeat)
(And now, what happened to him?)
He died, the mammoth died (repeat)