El Mamut Chiquitito
Un mamut chiquitito quería volar
Probaba y probaba, y no podía volar
Una palomita, su amiga, lo quiso ayudar
Y de un quinto piso lo hizo saltar
(¿Y qué pasó?)
Mierda
El mamut se hizo mierda
Mierda
El mamut se hizo mierda
Un mamut chiquitito quería fumar
Probaba y probaba, y no podía fumar
Un perro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y quinientos cigarrillos lo hizo fumar
(¿Y qué pasó?)
Cáncer
Al mamut le dio cáncer
Cáncer
Al mamut le dio cáncer
Un mamut chiquitico quería tomar
Probaba y probaba, y no podía tomar
Un oso, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y seis litros de whisky lo hizo tomar
(¿Y qué pasó?)
Cirrosis
Al mamut le dio cirrosis
Cirrosis
Al mamut le dio cirrosis
Un mamut chiquitito quería debutar
Probaba y probaba, y no podía debutar
Un burro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y con cien prostitutas lo hizo debutar
(¡Ooh! ¿Qué pasó?)
SIDA
Al mamut le dio SIDA
SIDA
Al mamut le dio SIDA
Un mamut chiquitico se quería drogar
Probaba y probaba, y no se podía drogar
Un gato, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
Y diez líneas de coca le hizo probar
(¿Y qué pasó?)
Sobredosis
El mamut con sobredosis
Sobredosis
El mamut con sobredosis
(¿Y ahora, qué le pasó?)
(¿Se murió?)
Se murió
El mamut se murió
Se murió
El mamut se murió
Se murió
El mamut se murió
Se murió
El mamut se murió
(Imagínense el mamut)
(El mamut en pleno siglo veintiuno)
The Little Mammoth
A little mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried, but he couldn't fly
A little dove, his friend, wanted to help him
And from a fifth floor, she made him jump
(And what happened?)
Shit
The mammoth got messed up
Shit
The mammoth got messed up
A little mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried, but he couldn't smoke
A dog, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him smoke five hundred cigarettes
(And what happened?)
Cancer
The mammoth got cancer
Cancer
The mammoth got cancer
A little mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried, but he couldn't drink
A bear, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him drink six liters of whisky
(And what happened?)
Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis
Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis
A little mammoth wanted to debut
He tried and tried, but he couldn't debut
A donkey, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him debut with a hundred prostitutes
(Ooh! What happened?)
AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS
AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS
A little mammoth wanted to get high
He tried and tried, but he couldn't get high
A cat, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him try ten lines of coke
(And what happened?)
Overdose
The mammoth with an overdose
Overdose
The mammoth with an overdose
(And now, what happened?)
(Did he die?)
He died
The mammoth died
He died
The mammoth died
He died
The mammoth died
He died
The mammoth died
(Imagine the mammoth)
(The mammoth in the twenty-first century)