Coronaviscerated
Covid-19
Know the facts, know the disease
If you get sick in 2020, begin the quarantine
Covid-19
Don't freak out, but don't be a fool
Misinformation is all I see, please consult the CDC
Always wash your hands
For a minimum of twenty seconds
If you use sanitizer
No less than sixty percent alcohol
Stay home if you have a fever with a cough
You are still contagious while you're asymptomatic
Six feet of contact is all that it needs
Respiratory droplets from a sneeze
Transmission from surfaces commonly touched
Two days to two weeks until symptoms show up
Covid-19
Know the facts, know the disease
If you get sick in 2020, begin the quarantine
Covid-19
Don't freak out, but don't be a fool
Misinformation is all I see, please consult the CDC
Disinfect your kitchen, it's where you make your food
Disinfect your bathroom, it's where you share your poos
Disinfect your door knobs, they'll get you by surprise
And most importantly, don't touch your nose, mouth, and eyes
Don't go to China, don't eat the noodles
Don't go to Japan, don't eat the sushi
Don't go to Italy, don't eat the spaghetti
Don't go to Iran, you shouldn't be going there anyway
Don't be a racist, be nice to the Asians
You won't get the virus from Panda Express
If you're still angry, get mad at the incompetent politicians
Who won't do their fucking jobs
Coronaviscerado
Covid-19
Conoce los hechos, conoce la enfermedad
Si te enfermas en 2020, comienza la cuarentena
Covid-19
No entres en pánico, pero no seas tonto
Solo veo desinformación, por favor consulta al CDC
Siempre lava tus manos
Durante un mínimo de veinte segundos
Si usas desinfectante
Que tenga al menos sesenta por ciento de alcohol
Quédate en casa si tienes fiebre con tos
Sigues siendo contagioso mientras eres asintomático
Seis pies de contacto es todo lo que necesita
Gotas respiratorias de un estornudo
Transmisión desde superficies comúnmente tocadas
Dos días a dos semanas hasta que aparezcan los síntomas
Covid-19
Conoce los hechos, conoce la enfermedad
Si te enfermas en 2020, comienza la cuarentena
Covid-19
No entres en pánico, pero no seas tonto
Solo veo desinformación, por favor consulta al CDC
Desinfecta tu cocina, es donde preparas tu comida
Desinfecta tu baño, es donde compartes tus cacas
Desinfecta tus pomos de puerta, te tomarán por sorpresa
Y lo más importante, no te toques la nariz, boca y ojos
No vayas a China, no comas los fideos
No vayas a Japón, no comas el sushi
No vayas a Italia, no comas los espaguetis
No vayas a Irán, de todos modos no deberías ir allí
No seas racista, sé amable con los asiáticos
No contraerás el virus en Panda Express
Si aún estás enojado, enójate con los políticos incompetentes
Que no hacen su maldito trabajo
Escrita por: Jarrod Alonge / Lee Albrecht