Vierne 13 II
Oh oh Jason is back
Despues de que Jason fue electrocutado
En Joseph's Cafe se quedaron pasmados
El guardia aquel que habia salido pato le dijo
[Te mueves o te aruno como un gato]
Ataron el cuerpo de Jason con cadenas
Y tanto mayores como nenes y nenas
Oyeron que el decia bien suavemente
[Ya nos veremos asi que pendiente]
Yo regrese corriendo a su guarida
Y desamarre a D.J. Negro enseguida
Pregunte que si Jason le habia hecho dano
Y lo unico que dijo fue [Yo quiere ir par bano]
Pasaron dos anos de ese viernes horrible
Y mi mente recordaba esa noche terrible
Llego el dia de mi esperada boda
Que si fueron personas, fueron todas
Casi declarados marido y mujer
El cura hizo lo que tenia que hacer
Pregunto que quien estaba en contra el matrimonio
Cuando una voz dijo [Que tanto demonio]
Todos miraron a la silla de atras
Arrancaron a cien millas y se fueron en paz
El cura repetia 'Oh Santa Clara
Era viernes 13 y no me acordaba'
Cogi a mi novia la cargue en mis brazos
Sali de la iglesia en dos o tres pasos
Sin yo darme cuenta me monte en un Toyota
Y jason ya estaba trapado en la capota
Le di gasolina, lo puse en segunda
Y Jason me decia [A que no me tumbas]
Abri la puert empeze a correr
Mi pantalon arquilao se me queria caer
Nos fuimos al muelle nos colamos en un barco
Nunca imagine que fuera un viaje tan largo
Le pregunte a una nina simpatica y dijo
[Este barco va pa africa)
No lo creia, loco me iba a volver
Iba pa Africa, y solo por correr
El crucero ya casi estaba llegando
Y ya los monos se ohian chillandos
Fuimos a la selva buscando alimento
Ya muy cansado en el fango me siento
Cuando escucho una voz que dice con emocion
[Aqui es que vive mi panita king kong)
Empujamos un tronco y flotamos en el rio
Mi novia se tentaba y temblaba de frio
Jason nos siguio nadando de espalda
Y hasta de los cocodrilos se salva
Ya en la orrilla me senti muy cansado
Cuando siento una flecha que me pasa por el lado
Mire hacia tras y una tribu nos seguia
Y mi novia enojada corriendo me decia:
[Tu y tu me idea de escojer viernes 13
Sabiendo que a la boda iba a ir el tipo ese
Tenemos una tribu persiguiendonos ya
Me dan ganas de meterte una bofeta]
Logramos escapar entre lo oscuro de la selva
Mi novia se sentia un poquito enferma
No sabia ya como salir de este lio
Cuando veo a Tarzan que esta al ladito mio
[Yo alquilar casetas de pajas
Traer tu mujer yo hacerte rebajas
Tener una grande, de luna de miel]
[Pues esperemen que yo me voy tambien]
Tarzan suplico que no pelearamos mas
Que nos hicieramos amigos y brindara la paz
Imaginense, yo sin pensar lo acepte
Y Jason acepta por primera vez
Al llegar a la caseta que alquilaba Tarzan
Mezcle un coco con un hongo y me hice un flan
Cuando fui a visitar la mujer que alli reinaba
No crei lo que mis ojos alli observaban
La esposa de Tarzan se llamaba Jane
Y usaba un taparabos de los bien plane
Decir el nombre de ella en verdad me fastidia
Pues aunque no lo crean se llamaba Katiria
Vino donde mi y dijo tu me gustas mucho]
No, no no invente que ya he sufrido mucho
Corri al aeropuerto y me cole en un avion
Me senti un poco liblre y me dio la emocion
Deje a Katiria y a Jason en Africa
Haciendo un plan, usando mi estatica
En unas horas llege a mi hogar
Y mi voda como quiera la iba a celebrar
Todos regresamos contento a la iglesia
Gente que me odia y gente que me aprecia dijeron
Presente en mi dia especial y el acto estaba puno de comenzar
Mi novia y yo juntos nos emocionamos
El uno al otro los anillos cambianmos
El cura al casi terminar de leer
Anadio [Los declaros marido y mujer]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa
Haaa Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Friday the 13th II
Oh oh Jason is back
After Jason was electrocuted
At Joseph's Cafe they were stunned
The guard who had ducked out told him
[You move or I'll scratch you like a cat]
They tied Jason's body with chains
And both adults and boys and girls
They heard him say well softly
[We'll see each other so stay tuned]
I ran back to his lair
And untie DJ Negro right away
I asked if Jason had hurt him.
And the only thing he said was [I want to go to the bathroom]
Two years have passed since that horrible Friday.
And my mind remembered that terrible night
The day of my long-awaited wedding has arrived.
That if they were people, they were all
Almost declared husband and wife
The priest did what he had to do.
He asked who was against the marriage.
When a voice said [What a devil]
Everyone looked at the back chair.
They started a hundred miles away and left in peace
The priest repeated 'Oh Santa Clara
It was Friday the 13th and I didn't remember
I grabbed my girlfriend, carried her in my arms.
I left the church in two or three steps.
Without realizing it I got into a Toyota
And Jason was already trapped in the hood.
I gave it gas, I put it in second gear
And Jason told me [Don't knock me down]
I opened the door I started running
My Arquilao pants wanted to fall off
We went to the dock we sneaked onto a boat
I never imagined it would be such a long trip.
I asked a nice girl and she said
[This ship is going to Africa]
I didn't believe it, I was going to go crazy
I was going to Africa, and just to run
The cruise was almost arriving
And now the monkeys started screaming
We went to the jungle looking for food
I feel very tired in the mud
When I hear a voice that says with emotion
[This is where my panita king kong lives)
We push a log and float in the river
My girlfriend was tempted and shivered from the cold
Jason followed us swimming on his back.
And even the crocodiles are saved
Already on the shore I felt very tired
When I feel an arrow passing by my side
I looked behind and a tribe was following us.
And my angry girlfriend running away told me:
[You and your idea of choosing Friday the 13th
Knowing that that guy was going to the wedding
We have a tribe chasing us already
It makes me want to slap you]
We managed to escape in the dark of the jungle
My girlfriend was feeling a little sick.
I didn't know how to get out of this mess.
When I see Tarzan who is next to me
[I rent straw huts
Bring your wife and give you discounts
Have a big, honeymoon]
[Well wait, I'm leaving too]
Tarzan begged us not to fight anymore.
That we would become friends and bring peace
Imagine, without thinking I accepted it
And Jason accepts for the first time
Upon arriving at the booth that Tarzan rented
I mixed a coconut with a mushroom and made myself a flan
When I went to visit the woman who reigned there
I didn't believe what my eyes saw there
Tarzan's wife was named Jane
And he wore a well-planned loincloth
Saying her name really annoys me.
Well, even if you don't believe it, her name was Katiria.
He came to me and said I like you a lot]
No, no, don't invent that I have already suffered a lot
I ran to the airport and got on a plane
I felt a little free and it gave me excitement
I left Katiria and Jason in Africa.
Making a plan, using my static
In a few hours I arrived home.
And my wedding was going to be celebrated however I wanted.
We all returned happy to the church
People who hate me and people who love me said
Present on my special day and the event was about to begin.
My girlfriend and I get excited together
We change each other's rings
The priest almost finished reading
Anadio [I declare them husband and wife]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa
Haaa Ha ha ha ha ha ha