Okochama Sensou
むかしむかしのそのまたむかし
Mukashimukashi no sono mata mukashi
とある貴族の仲良しな今日お台
Toaru kizoku no nakayoshina kyo odai
いか略称
Ika ryakushoo
ちゃんとやれ
Chanto yare!
じいやが呼ぶ席につけよ、いどん
Jii ya ga yobu seki ni tsuke yo, idon!
ナイフとフォーおくでおおせんいたしましたの
Naifu to fo oku de o osen ita shi masu no
だって僕らはブルジョアの
Datte bokura wa burujoa no
リッパなリッパな貴族様なんですですの
Rippana rippana kizoku-sama nan desu desu no
ひれふせぐみんくんとのちがいを
Hirefuse gumin-kun to no chigai o
とのちがいをバイバイすろいみせてやるぜ
To no chigai o vaivai suroi misete yaru ze
おいまてまてまた勝手にそんな
Oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna
見抜けるようなはったりかまして
Minukeru you na hattari kamashite
はーいはーいはいはい
Haai haai hai hai
お兄様のおうせのままに（笑う
Onii-sama no ouse no mama ni (warau)
ああムカつくぜ！マジムカつくぜ
Ah mukatsuku ze! Maji mukatsuku ze!
兄に対して生意気な態度
Ani ni taishite namaiki na taido
時の声ゴングを鳴らせ
Toki no koe gongu o narase
喧嘩勃発で宣戦布告
Kenka boppatsu de sensen fukoku
いたずらして悪乗りして
Itazura shite waru nori shite
ほらほら仰ってくスタイルで
Hora hora aotteku style de
大安売り」かっちゃったら
ōYasuuri” katchattara
毎度ありがとうで君の負け
Maido arigatou de kimi no make!
(シャ！)
(Sha!)
つたない引き出しと
Tsutanai hikidashi to
あおり愛のかけひきで決める
Aori ai no kakehiki de kimeru
兄の意弦見せるため雨と雨
Ani no igen miseru tame ame to ame
火花散る散る両者の目と目
Hibana chiru chiru ryousha no me to me
おれをだれだとおもってる
Ore o dare da to omotteru
くらえ！おれさまがルールブック
Kurae! Ore-sama ga rūrubukku
へたれじゃないひよってない
Hetare ja nai hiyottenai
ちょっとゆうきがたりないだけ
Chotto yūki ga tarinai dake
さあさあみなさんお手をはいしゃく
Sā sā mina-san ote o haishaku
あたりまえだろよゆうしゃくしゃく
Atarimae daro yoyū shakushaku
うまれながらにしてちいと
Umare nagara ni shite chiito
やべきらめくじんせいがスタート
Yabe kirameku jinsei ga sutāto
とうぜんですみてみなゆいしょはがちぜい
Touzen desu mite mina yuisho wa gachi zei
はいろんぱはいろんぱはいろんぱ
Hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa
もらってくぜブイサイン
Moratteku ze v sain
はーい はーい はい はい
Haai haai hai hai
はなまるよくでき待ちた
Hanamaru yoku deki machita
ああ むかつくぜ！ まじむかつくぜ
Ah mukatsuku ze! Maji mukatsuku ze!
ぼくにむかってへらずぐちなんざ
Boku ni mukatte herazuguchi nanza
とっておきをきみにみまえ
Totte oki o kimi ni mimae
ほうふく！ せいさい！ ちょうはつしちゃって
Houfuku! Seisai! Chouhatsu shichatte
いじわるしていちまいうえ
Ijiwaru shite ichimaiue
チャンスはもらってくスタンスで
Chansu wa moratteku sutansu de
ツーコンミス！アッチャッチャ
Tsūkon misu! Atchatcha
オアイニクさまだねきみのまけ
Oainiku-sama da ne kimi no make!
(Yes!)
(Yes!)
だけどきみきみだけが
Dakedo kimi kimi dake ga
(セイやとや うっうっやは)
(Sei ya to ya uh uh ya ha)
ぼくににあいのライバル
Boku ni niai no raibaru
(せいやとや うっうっやは)
(Sei ya to ya uh uh ya ha)
おちるのもへこんでんのも
Ochiru no mo hekon den no mo
(うっはせいややせいは)
(Uh ha sei ya ya sei ha)
ちょうし くるわされるから
Choushi kuruwasareru kara
こよいもてめとやいやいやいやい
Koyoi mote me to yai yai yai yai
だいたいにいさまがいつも
Daitai nii-sama ga itsumo
そうやってなよなよしてるから
Sou yatte nayonayo shiteru kara
ぼくがにいさまのぶんまで
Boku ga nii-sama no bun made
せっきょくてきになってやってるんだよ
Sekkyokuteki ni natte yatterunda yo
もうすこしかんしゃしてほしいね
Mou sukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne
としうえのくせにぜんぜんたより
Toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori
にならないおにいさまとかなばかりだよもう
Ni naranai onii-sama toka nabakari da yo mou
きょうからぼくがあにねこれけってい
Kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei!
はいけってい
Hai kettei
おまえがいつもひとりでぼうそうするから
Omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou suru kara
おれがしりぬぐいせざるをえなくなるんだろうが
Ore ga shirinugui sezaru o enaku narun darou ga
あとおれはべつにへたれじゃないしんちょうなだけだ
Ato ore wa betsu ni hetare ja nai shinchou na dake da
めいどたちもじいやもいってたぞ
Meidotachi mo jii ya mo itteta zo
ほんともうすこしおちついてくれって
Honto mou sukoshi ochitsuite kure tte
ああもう！うるせ
Ah mou! Uruse
ああ、むかつくぜ！まじむかつくぜ
Ah mukatsuku ze! Maji mukatsuku ze!
にくまれぐちはおくちをちゃっく
Nikumareguchi wa okuchi o chakku
ときのこえ ゴングをならせ
Toki no koe gongu o narase
次世代エンペラーはこの「ぼくだ！オレだ
Jisedai enperā wa kono “boku da! Ore da!
いたずらしてわるのりして
Itazura shite waru nori shite
ほらほらあおってくstyleで
Hora hora aotteku style de
いちからひゃくいただきます
Ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu
まいどありがとうできみのm
Maido arigatou de kimi no m
まさかの火、引き分け
Masaka no hi, hikiwake!?
Childish War
Once upon a time, in the distant past
A certain noble's close friends, today's table
What a nickname
Do it properly
Sit at the seat grandpa calls you to, come on
With knives and forks, we served a grand feast
Because we are the bourgeois
Sophisticated, sophisticated noble folks, you see
Showing the difference between the weakling
And the weakling, we'll say bye-bye to the difference
Hey, wait a minute, why are you
Trying to see through my bluffs like that
Yes, yes, okay okay
Laughing at your brother's jokes
Ah, it's so annoying! Seriously annoying
Being cheeky towards your brother
The voice of time rings the gong
The fight begins, declaring war
Playing pranks, getting carried away
Hey, hey, with an arrogant style
If you're going to 'sell at a discount'
Thanks as always, you lose
(Shh!)
With clumsy drawers
And the tug-of-war of love, we decide
To show the brother's intentions, rain and rain
Sparks fly, the eyes of both meet
Who do you think I am
Take that! I am the rulebook
I'm not a coward, not a coward
Just a little lacking in courage
Come on, everyone, clap your hands
It's obvious, right, clapping hands
Born with a little
Rebellious spirit, life starts
Of course, everyone's got a little rebellion
Yes, yes, yes
I'll take that victory sign
Yes, yes, okay, okay
You're so good at waiting
Ah, it's annoying! Seriously annoying
Don't you dare talk back to me
I'll show you my trump card
Revenge! Justice! Explosive
Being mean and going overboard
With a 'take the chance' stance
Two misses! Ouch, ouch
It's a pity, you lose
(Yes!)
But you, only you
(You're the best, you're the best)
You're my love rival
(You're the best, you're the best)
Falling down, feeling down
(You're the best, you're the best)
Because you're always being tested
I'm coming for you, hey hey hey hey
Most of the time, big brother
Is always acting all high and mighty
So I'm going all out
To match up to big brother
I wish you'd show a little gratitude
Even though you're older, you're not reliable at all
Just a big brother who's all talk, from now on
I'll be the big brother, got it
You're always picking fights by yourself
So I have no choice but to step in
And it's not like I'm a coward, just cautious
The maids and grandpa said so too
Seriously, just calm down a bit
Oh, enough! Shut up
Ah, it's annoying! Seriously annoying
Hiding your jealousy behind your back
The voice of time, ring the gong
The next generation Emperor is me, it's me
Playing pranks, being naughty
Hey, hey, with a provoking style
From scratch, I'll take it all
Thanks as always, your m
Unexpectedly, it's a draw