This Is The Happiness And Peace Of Mind Committee
どうしてみんなが幸せなの
Dōshite minna ga shiawase na no
この世界のこと聞きたいって知りたいって
Kono sekai no koto kikitai tte shiritai tte
水辺の公園でみんなが耳をすませて
Mizube no kōen de minna ga mimi o sumasete
ワクワクするねねぇ、ウンディーネ
Wakuwaku suru ne nee, UNDIINE
はいはい
Hai hai
さぁさぁ、皆さん教えてあげまーす
Sā sā, minasan oshiete agemāsu
みんなが気になっていること疑問に思ってること
Minna ga ki ni natte iru koto gimon ni omotteru koto
ぜーんぶ教えてあげまーす
Zēn'bu oshiete agemāsu
えぇ、皆さんが幸福なのは...義務なんです
Ee, minasan ga kōfuku na no wa... gimu nan desu
幸せですか？義務ですよ？果たしてますか
Shiawase desu ka? Gimu desu yo? Hatashite masu ka
我々、幸福安心委員会は
Wareware, kōfuku anshin iinkai wa
皆様の幸せを願いそして支えまーす
Minasama no shiawase o negai soshite sasae māsu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸せですか？義務ですよ
Shiawase desu ka? Gimu desu yo
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸せですか？義務ですよ
Shiawase desu ka? Gimu desu yo
ですから、安心して義務を果たすように
Desu kara, anshin shite gimu o hatasu yō ni
皆様の幸せが我々の幸せ
Minasama no shiawase ga wareware no shiawase
幸せですか？義務ですよ？果たしてますか
Shiawase desu ka? Gimu desu yo? Hatashite masu ka
幸せじゃないなら
Shiawase ja nai nara
拘首、斬首、銃殺
Kōshu, zanshu, jūsha
釜茹で、溺死、電気
Kama-yude, dekishi, denki
火炙り、生埋め、薬殺
Hi-aburi, nama-ume, yakujin
石打ち、鋸、磔
Ishi-uchi, nokogiri, haritsuke
好きなのを選んでね
Suki na no o erande ne
はいはい
Hai hai
さぁさぁ、皆さん幸せだけが満ちてまーす
Sā sā, minasan shiawase dake ga michite māsu
不安とか不満何ひとつないでしょう
Fuan toka fuman nani hitotsu nai deshō
怖い、怖いわぁ
Kowai, kowai wā
幸せすぎて、怖いわぁ
Shiawase sugite, kowai wā
本当にみんなが幸せなの
Hontō ni minna ga shiawase na no
この世界の外行きたいって、逃げたいって
Kono sekai no sotogaki tai tte, nigetai tte
水辺の公園でみんなが耳を塞いで
Mizube no kōen de minna ga mimi o fusai de
ビクビクしてたねぇ、ウンディーネ
Biku biku shiteta nē, UNDIINE
はいはい
Hai hai
さぁさぁ、皆さん死にましたー
Sā sā, minasan shinimashita
オンディーヌを踏った岸は死にました
ONDIINU o fumatta kishi wa shinimashita
葬儀に出るなら、向こうに並べ
Sōgi ni deru nara, mukō ni narabe
それ以外は幸せに暮らせ！以上
Sore igai wa shiawase ni kurase! Ijō
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸せですか？義務ですよ
Shiawase desu ka? Gimu desu yo
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸福なのは義務なんです
Kōfuku na no wa gimu nan desu
幸せですか？義務ですよ
Shiawase desu ka? Gimu desu yo
義務なんです、義務ですよ
Gimu nan desu, gimu desu yo
義務なんです、幸福なのは義務なんです
Gimu nan desu, shiawase na no wa gimu nan desu
義務なんです、義務ですよ？義務なんです
Gimu nan desu, gimu desu yo? Gimu nan desu
幸せじゃないなら、死ね
Shiawase ja nai nara, shine
This Is The Happiness And Peace Of Mind Committee
Why is everyone happy
Want to know about this world, want to understand
Everyone listens carefully at the waterside park
Exciting, right, Undine
Yes, yes
Now, let me tell you all
Everything you're curious about, everything you're wondering
I'll tell you all
Yes, everyone's happiness... is a duty
Are you happy? It's a duty, are you fulfilling it?
We, the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee
Wish for your happiness and support it
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Are you happy? It's a duty
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Are you happy? It's a duty
So, fulfill your duty with peace of mind
Your happiness is our happiness
Are you happy? It's a duty, are you fulfilling it?
If you're not happy
Torture, beheading, firing squad
Boiling, drowning, electric chair
Burning, burying alive, lethal injection
Stoning, sawing, crucifixion
Choose your favorite
Yes, yes
Now, everyone is filled with happiness
No worries, no complaints at all
Scary, it's scary
Too happy, it's scary
Is everyone really happy?
Want to escape this world, want to run away
Everyone covers their ears at the waterside park
Trembling, right, Undine
Yes, yes
Now, everyone has died
The shore stepped on by Undine has died
If you attend the funeral, line up over there
Otherwise, live happily! That's all
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Are you happy? It's a duty
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Happiness is a duty
Are you happy? It's a duty
It's a duty, it's a duty
It's a duty, happiness is a duty
It's a duty, it's a duty, it's a duty
If you're not happy, then die