Crazy Ways People Die
Walking through the woods, a bear
It munches you. put your head in a
Vice, go drilling for the goo.
Fall one hundred thousand fest,
Go splat in the middle of town.
Your head lops off from a chain-
Saw and falls down to the ground.
[chorus]
From behind, a blade slides in, and
Opens up your veins. under your car, the pump
Gives way and squashes all your brains.
A great white shark rips you limb from limb,
A jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim.
"an execution", hear the cry, shock! it pops
Your eyes. a rope wrapped firmly a-
Round your neck, it ends all your lives.
Now they stuff m-80's down your fucking
Throat, when they go, you will blow, and
Then start to bloat.
[chorus: solo's: m.z., j.d., repeat]
Pour some gas on your head, then light
A match. stuff your friend in the oven,
Then lock the latch. creme your face on
The ground, falling off your bike. fall
From a cliff bub, while taking a nature
Hike.
Formas Locas en que la Gente Muere
Caminando por el bosque, un oso
Te devora. mete tu cabeza en una
Morsa, perfora en busca del líquido.
Caes cien mil fiestas,
Te estrellas en medio de la ciudad.
Tu cabeza se desprende de una motosierra
Y cae al suelo.
[coro]
Por detrás, una cuchilla se desliza e
Abre tus venas. debajo de tu auto, la bomba
Cede y aplasta todo tu cerebro.
Un tiburón blanco te desgarra miembro a miembro,
Una sierra de calar corta la carne, rasga alrededor del borde.