You Don't Take Your Showers
You don't take your showers
You don't use Ban Roll On
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
I remember when
You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go
'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore
I had to buy some Airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
And besides, you're a slob
You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'Cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use Ban Roll On
And you don't take your showers anymore
No te tomas tus duchas
No te tomas tus duchas
No usas desodorante Ban Roll On
Por favor, no te acerques más a mí
Voy a vomitar en el piso porque me enfermas
Recuerdo cuando
Solías oler medio decente
Eso no ha sido muy reciente
Ahora repulsas a todas las personas que conoces
Sudas libremente, tu caspa es como nieve
Y atraes moscas a donde quiera que vayas
Porque ya no te tomas tus duchas
Tuve que comprar Airwick
Incluso hiciste enfermar a mi perro
Ya no puedes venir más a casa porque tu higiene es pobre
Y además, eres un desastre
Eres una molestia
Cuando estás en público
Cuando te acercas a la gente con tu ropa vieja y maloliente
Y ellos simplemente huyen de ti, tapándose la nariz
Y dices que estás solo
Pero así es como va la cosa
Porque ya no te tomas tus duchas
Y dices que estás solo
Pero así es como va la cosa
Porque no cambias tu ropa interior
Y no usas desodorante Ban Roll On
Y ya no te tomas tus duchas más