Snails
I've learned a few things in my life about snails
They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails
It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder
And French people like 'em with garlic and butter
Caracoles
He aprendido algunas cosas en mi vida sobre caracoles
No les gusta la sal y dejan rastros asquerosos
Es bastante difícil distinguir uno del otro
Y a los franceses les gustan con ajo y mantequilla