Howard's Toad Bar
It's actually pretty hidden pal
if you didn't know it was there
you wouldn't know it was there
some people couldn't find it if it was up their ass
can't have just one, have just one
can't have just one, have just one
once your in, it's pretty trippy man
they have a black light and posters made with
fluorescent paint saying that love is
although nobody really knows what love is
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Howard himself, he's a pretty mellow dude
got a beard and a ponytail and he tells
Vietnam stories all the time
he's not sure he was there and neither am i
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He's got a bunch of bean bags and candles
oh, and incense fills the air
last week moonbeam put on a potato sack
to make fun of corporate America
She laughed at herself, she thought it was funny
his hurachi sandals are the kind
with a car tire on the bottom
but they're not worn out to bad, cuz he don't drive
so belly up to the bar and grab yourself a toad
if you don't want to lick it man
hit the road
El Bar del Sapo de Howard
Realmente está bastante escondido amigo
si no supieras que está ahí
no sabrías que está ahí
algunas personas no podrían encontrarlo ni aunque estuviera en su trasero
no puedes tener solo uno, tener solo uno
no puedes tener solo uno, tener solo uno
una vez que estás adentro, es bastante alucinante amigo
tienen una luz negra y carteles hechos con
pintura fluorescente diciendo que el amor es
aunque nadie realmente sabe qué es el amor
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Howard en sí, es un tipo bastante relajado
tiene barba y una cola de caballo y cuenta
historias de Vietnam todo el tiempo
no está seguro de haber estado allí y yo tampoco
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Tiene un montón de pufs y velas
oh, y el incienso llena el aire
la semana pasada Moonbeam se puso un saco de papas
para burlarse de América corporativa
Se rió de sí misma, pensó que era gracioso
sus sandalias hurachi son del tipo
con un neumático de auto en la suela
pero no están tan gastadas, porque él no conduce
dirígete al bar y agarra un sapo
si no quieres lamerlo amigo
toma el camino