Adam Y Eva
Ou shit, camarón
Me atraganté, con la aceituna
Soy re tarado acaso me caí de la cuna
Uy, te pisé perdón boluda
Ah no sos hombre encima la tenés re dura
Poné censura y no la veas
Que hay criaturas en la audiencia
Dame el fernet, no me lo saqués, que yo no tomé
De mi no te escapas y si lo haces yo te re cago a trompadas
Ahre violento el chabón solo bromeaba
Tengo ganas de ser aladín
A si froto tus nalgas
Ahre que no tenes nada sos re plana
En la playa hasta te puedo usar de tabla
O también para planchar el jean
Nunca hice reaggeton esto para mí es raro
Pero ¿sabés que? Me chupa un huevo igual lo hago
Ahre que estoy parodiando mientras hablo
Es como que hablo con vos del otro lado
Wacho, ¿quién te hace eso? Juro que me amo
Y me amo solo porque soy un fracasado
Agregá un blanco y negro editor esclavo
Con un llanto así parezco bajoneado
Tengo miedo al monstruo, y a la vaca lola
Odio los pasteles, y la pasta frola
El tío te juro que a mi no me viola
Porque no es violacion si me dejo ahora
¿Vos querés plata mía? Chupala la hago corta
¿Tomaste lavandina? Que carajo me importa
Ahre cortante, como los vistos que me clavaste
Faa para encararte, tengo que darte la luna o Marte
Yo no soy alien, no soy mutante ni repugnante nah
Hey relajate
No es que sea feo soy difícil de mirar
No me mires mas
Que te va a hacer mal
Cagate, yo te avisé
¿Te gustan mis zapas? Espero que si porque son importadas
Nah mentira si las compre en la salada
No me alcanza ni para el pudín
Te voy a contar un cuento que está re zarpado
Es de un amante que se encuentra complicado
Un pepino y un culito enamorados
Imagina eso como habrá terminado
No te cuento más porque sino quedan traumados
Y después la culpa es mía, no seas culiado
Una vez un chino me dijo tarao
Y le dije: Ponete un supermercado
Comprá goma Eva
Soplame la vela
Como calavera
¿Chupo la vereda?
Almorzaré una lechuga
Siempre hablo de comida, necesito ayuda
Controlaré to' a mi gordura
Na'no puedo traeme ya una medialuna
Hey oompa loompa, no se patea
A las orugas, que violencia!
Me bañaré, eso puede ser
Mientras tanto olé
(Se que huelo a estiercol, pero el sudor hace bien)
A que no me atrapas! Ahre se ponían a jugar a la mancha
Eso no rima mucho pero mamala
Y callense como Mr. Bean
Las tengo congeladas
A tu abuela, tu primito y a tu hermana
Nah re turbio te juro que no hice nada
Posta te lo digo, confia en mi siete u siete
Ouh si canelón, canelón, canelón
Claudio roldán
Hormigas (las menores)
Modo dablio eskere (es así lo juro)
Adam and Eve
Oh shit, shrimp
I choked on the olive
Am I really stupid, did I fall from the cradle?
Oops, I stepped on you, sorry idiot
Oh, you're not even a man and you're so hard
Put a censor on and don't watch it
There are children in the audience
Give me the fernet, don't take it away from me, I didn't drink
You can't escape from me, and if you do, I'll punch you
Just kidding, the guy is violent
I feel like being Aladdin
So I rub your buttocks
Just kidding, you have nothing, you're so flat
At the beach, I could even use you as a surfboard
Or even to iron jeans
I never did reggaeton, this is weird for me
But you know what? I don't give a damn, I'll do it anyway
Just kidding, I'm parodying as I speak
It's like I'm talking to you on the other side
Dude, who does that to you? I swear I love myself
And I love myself because I'm a failure
Add some black and white, editor slave
With a cry like that, I seem down
I'm afraid of the monster, and of the cow Lola
I hate cakes, and the pasta frola
I swear, the uncle doesn't rape me
Because it's not rape if I let it happen now
Do you want my money? Suck it, I'll make it short
Did you drink bleach? I don't give a damn
Just kidding, like the seen messages you sent me
Wow, to hit on you, I have to give you the moon or Mars
I'm not an alien, I'm not a mutant or disgusting, nah
Hey, relax
It's not that I'm ugly, I'm just hard to look at
Don't look at me anymore
It will hurt you
Screw you, I warned you
Do you like my sneakers? I hope so because they're imported
Nah, just kidding, I bought them at the flea market
I can't even afford the pudding
I'm going to tell you a really crazy story
It's about a lover who is in a complicated situation
A cucumber and a little butt in love
Imagine how that ended
I won't tell you more because then you'll be traumatized
And then it's my fault, don't be a jerk
Once a Chinese guy called me a fool
And I said: Open a supermarket
Buy some foam rubber
Blow out the candle
Like a skull
Do I lick the sidewalk?
I'll have a lettuce for lunch
I always talk about food, I need help
I'll control all my fat
No, I can't, bring me a croissant now
Hey oompa loompa, don't kick
The caterpillars, how violent!
I'll take a shower, that could be
In the meantime, olé
(I know I smell like manure, but sweat is good)
Bet you can't catch me! Just kidding, they used to play tag
That doesn't rhyme much but suck it
And shut up like Mr. Bean
I have them frozen
Your grandma, your little cousin, and your sister
Nah, really shady, I swear I didn't do anything
I'm telling you the truth, trust me seven to seven
Oh yes, cannelloni, cannelloni, cannelloni
Claudio Roldán
Ants (the minors)
Dablio eskere mode (that's how it is, I swear)