KHEA - Ayer Me Llamo Mi Ex (Parodia Oficial)
(Yeh) (yeh) (yeh)
(Khea) (kheaces)
(Soy un fail)
(Yeh) (ayer estaba drogado)
(Y vi un panda morado)
(Ayer estaba drogado)
(Y vi un panda)
Ayer se murió mi pez
Lo deje sin alimento y cuando vi estaba morido
No le voy a mentir esas cosas yo me olvido
Me imagino cuando algún día tenga un crio
Si me espera a mi va a terminar desnutrido
Pero en realidad tampoco podre
Porque a una mujer no se la pondré
Por que soy virgo
Y creo que así moriré
Ayer me comí un pastel
Lo comí con las re ganas
Pero estaba re vencido
Que hijo de mil el que me lo había vendido
Lo voy a buscar a su casa por atrevido
Pero antes de ir, por favor anda conmigo
Porque mide 1'93
Si me agarra solo me va a coger
Aunque ahora que lo pienso
Estaría bien
Te acuerdas abuelo
Cuando te enterrábamos
Te faltaban pelos
Pero los gusanos no
Venia la abuela a robarte el rebaño
Le rompimos la pera y se desmayo un par de años
Y cuando despertó nos dijo
Ñiañañañiañaño
No podía hablar
Porque le sangraba el labio
Se fue al hospital
Porque estaba rengueando
Pero el doctor
Le achico su tamaño
Cra cra pra!
Ra ca ta caa!!
Le corto las patas
Pero caminaba
Cambiemos de tema
Que eso me dejo traumada
Ahre que soy hombre
Pero me siento una dama
Me llama tu mama porque estaba la comida
Como una mujer siempre estaba en la cocina
No me canceles!! Es un chiste, una mentira
Solo rellene con alguna porquería yeh
Yeh eh, eh, eh
Puto el que diga que si en ingles
Yes yes yes yes
Es tu cumple me re regale
Yeh eh, eh, eh
Mi azúcar tiene un poco de café
Yeh eh, eh, eh
No calcule
Wacho no me la contes
Me dijeron que soy adoptado
Y que no fui querido
Y tengo como mil padres por ahí perdidos
Soy pinocho
Estoy hecho de varios palitos
Porque a mami
Le gustaban los pititos
Ya no quiero pan, porque dibuje
Y con las migajas el lápiz borre
Si haces eso no sé qué pueda tener
Hay un dinosauro rex
En mi patio pero todos están pensando que deliro
Se rieron de mi no da gracia lo que digo
Veras que con el seremos mejores amigos
Y le voy a decir que te pise por cretino
Quiero ir a cagar pero aguantare
Se que esta canción la terminare
Y si no llego
Bueno al menos lo intente
Voy a sacar el cabezon
Estoy pensando en vos
Pero no busco una relación
Solo que estés en mi imaginación
En mi cajón
Quiero que le peguen figus de dragon ball
Y de pocoyo
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh
Yeh eh, eh, eh
No me corto las uñas de los pies
Yeh eh, eh, eh
Por eso calzo 46
Yeh eh, eh, eh
La tiza del pizarrón aspire
Yeh eh, eh, eh
Re Duracell
Ayer me encontré 10 pe'
Aunque no me sirve ni para comprar un heladito
Pero no me rendi
Y seguí mirando al piso
De tanto buscar
Encontré un dólar caído
Entonces ahí
Me compre el local de Grido
Pero no es mi culpa si lo perdes
Te dormiste papi no reclames
Así funciona la calle
Y vos lo sabes
(Buee re fantasmay)
(Digo digo zaramay)
KHEA - Yesterday My Ex Called Me (Official Parody)
(Yeah) (yeah) (yeah)
(Khea) (kheaces)
(I'm a fail)
(Yeah) (I was high yesterday)
(And I saw a purple panda)
(Yesterday I was high)
(And I saw a panda)
My fish died yesterday
I left him without food and when I saw him he was dead
I'm not going to lie to you, I forget those things
I imagine when one day I have a child
If you wait for me you'll end up malnourished
But in reality I won't be able to either
Because I will not put it on a woman
Why am I a Virgo?
And I think that's how I'll die
Yesterday I ate a cake
I ate it with great desire
But he was defeated
What a son of a bitch the one who sold it to me
I'm going to pick him up at his house for being so bold
But before you go, please walk with me
Because he is 1'93 tall
If he catches me he'll just catch me
Although now that I think about it
It would be nice
Do you remember, grandpa?
When we buried you
You were missing hair
But the worms do not
Grandma came to steal your flock
We broke his pear and he fainted for a couple of years
And when he woke up he told us
Ñianañañañaño
I couldn't speak
Because his lip was bleeding
He went to the hospital
Because he was limping
But the doctor
I reduce its size
Cra cra pra!
Ra ca ta caa!!
I cut off his legs
But he walked
Let's change the subject
That left me traumatized
Ahre, I am a man
But I feel like a lady
Your mom calls me because the food was there
As a woman I was always in the kitchen
Don't cancel me!! It's a joke, a lie
Just fill it with some crap yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck whoever says yes in English
Yes yes yes yes
It's your birthday, I really gave myself a present
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My sugar has a little coffee in it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do not calculate
Dude, don't answer me
They told me I was adopted
And that I was not loved
And I have like a thousand parents out there lost
I am Pinocchio
I am made of several sticks
Because mommy
He liked whistles
I don't want bread anymore, because I drew
And with the crumbs the pencil erases
If you do that I don't know what could happen
There is a rex dinosaur
In my yard but everyone is thinking I'm crazy
They laughed at me, what I said is not funny
You'll see that with him we'll be best friends
And I'm going to tell him to step on you for being an idiot
I want to go take a shit but I'll hold it in
I know I will finish this song
And if I don't arrive
Well at least I tried
I'm going to take out the big head
I'm thinking of you
But I'm not looking for a relationship
Just that you are in my imagination
In my drawer
I want them to hit him with Dragon Ball figurines
And Pocoyo
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't cut my toenails
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's why I wear a size 46
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The chalk on the blackboard aspires
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Re Duracell
Yesterday I found 10 people
Although it doesn't even serve me to buy an ice cream
But I didn't give up
And I kept looking at the floor
From searching so much
I found a fallen dollar
So there
I bought the Grido premises
But it's not my fault if you lose it
You fell asleep, daddy, don't complain
This is how the street works
And you know it
(Well, really ghostly)
(I say, I say Zaramay)