La Incogible
Hoy me desperté con ganas de escribirle una canción
A la incogible, a la incogible
No era muy hermosa ni gran cosa, pero sin razón
Era incogible, era incogible
Probamos por las buenas
Con pagarle
Con mostrarle la poronga
Y hasta con amor (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)
Probamos sin orgullo
Sin chamuyo
Y escondiendole en los yuyos
El consolador
Probamos irrumpiendole de a muchos
En la casa por la noche
Probamos con alcohol (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)
Probamos con un pibe que era lindo
Y con el cuento de que el fin del mundo ya llegó
Probamos una chota en su presencia
Como ejemplo de la ciencia
Pero no creyó (no, no, no, no, no, no)
Probamos con promesas de casorio
Con pavadas de los novios
Pero no agarró (no, no)
Probamos con decirle que empezara por el culo
Que sin duda es más seguro y es mejor
Probamos con algunas amenazas
De contar lo que le pasa por televisión
Probamos con una orgía sorpresa
Con un par de putas viejas en su habitación (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)
Probamos regalandole una verga embalsamada
Para ver si le aflojaba el corazón
Probamos con cojernos a un linyera
Para que le diera pena
Pero no funcionó (no, no, no, no, no, no)
Probamos con afiches, con pancartas
Y hasta con la serenata: Recogiéndonos
Probamos apostándole un garchazo
Que no fumaba diez fasos
Y se los fumó (pa)
Probamos con un show de marionetas
Que garchaban como atletas
Toda la función
Juramos que por esa negativa
Nos cortábamos la tira
Y no le importó (no, no, no, no, no, no)
Le hicimos con la bruja de la selva
Un hechizo 'quiero verga' que no resultó (no, no)
Le dimos a la tía, a la hermana
A la prima, a la cuñada
A la vecina y la mucama (ma ma)
También a la madrina, a las amigas
Y a una abuela que jodía porque a ella no le daban
Probamos con clonarla para darle sin tocarla
Pero el cura de la iglesia se negó
(Pa pai-rairairairai)
Probamos con hipnosis
Con la magia, con terapia
Y con las pócimas guarangas del amor
Probamos apoyandole la chota en la boca
Para ver si se tentaba pero no (no, no, no, no, no, no)
Hablamos con la madre y con el padre
Que decían que nosotros teníamos razón
El tiempo pasó y cada uno
Siguió por su camino
Y nadie más la vio
A veces, cuando alguno preguntaba
Le inventabamos destinos
Y volviamos a olvidarla
No se ni cuanto tiempo había pasado
Pero un día me la encuentro por Libertador
Tenía otro peinado, una pollera
Lentes negros y una cámara de filmación
En cuanto me miró
Nos abrazamos como dos extraños
Que piden perdón
Quedamos esa noche en encontrarnos
Para ver si haciamos algo
Pero no llamó, no no no
Y hoy me desperté con ganas de escribirle una canción (esta canción)
A la incogible, a la incogible
No era muy hermosa ni gran cosa
Pero sin razón, sin razón
Era incogible, era incogible
The Unknowable
Today I woke up wanting to write a song for him
To the uncatchable, to the uncatchable
She wasn't very beautiful or anything great, but for no reason
It was uncatchable, it was uncatchable
We tried the good way
By paying him
By showing him the dick
And even with love (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)
We tried without pride
No bullshit
And hiding him in the weeds
The dildo
We tried breaking into him in large numbers
In the house at night
We tried alcohol (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)
We tried with a kid who was cute
And with the story that the end of the world has already arrived
We tried a chota in his presence
As an example of science
But he didn't believe (no, no, no, no, no, no)
We tried with marriage promises
With the bride and groom's nonsense
But it didn't catch (no, no)
We tried telling him to start with the ass
Which is certainly safer and better
We tried some threats
To tell what happens to him on television
We tried a surprise orgy
With a couple of old whores in his room (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)
We tried giving him a stuffed cock
To see if it would loosen his heart
We tried to fuck a bum
So that he would feel sorry for him
But it didn't work (no, no, no, no, no, no)
We tried with posters, with banners
And even with the serenade: Gathering
We tried betting on it with a shot
That he didn't smoke ten cigarettes
And he smoked them (pa)
We tried a puppet show
They fucked like athletes
The entire function
We swear that by that refusal
We cut the strip
And he didn't care (no, no, no, no, no, no)
We did it with the witch of the jungle
A 'I want cock' spell that didn't work (no, no)
We gave it to the aunt, to the sister
To the cousin, to the sister-in-law
To the neighbor and the maid (ma ma)
Also to the godmother, to the friends
And to a grandmother who was screwing because she wasn't given anything
We tried cloning it to give it without touching it
But the priest of the church refused
(Pa pai-rairairairai)
We tried hypnosis
With magic, with therapy
And with the guarangas potions of love
We tried putting the cock in his mouth
To see if he would be tempted but no (no, no, no, no, no, no)
We spoke with the mother and the father
They said we were right
Time passed and each one
He continued on his way
And no one else saw her
Sometimes, when someone asked
We invented destinations for him
And we forgot about her again
I don't even know how much time had passed
But one day I meet her on Libertador Street
I had another hairstyle, a skirt
Black glasses and a film camera
As soon as he looked at me
We hugged like two strangers
They ask for forgiveness
We agreed to meet that night
To see if we did something
But he didn't call, no no no
And today I woke up wanting to write a song for him (this song)
To the uncatchable, to the uncatchable
She wasn't very beautiful or much of anything
But without reason, without reason
It was uncatchable, it was uncatchable