Don't Go Back To His Ass
Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass
Oh-oh, you're here again
Crying in your bed at 6 p.m
The city sounds like gin and tonic and old friends from college
And something sad and honest opinions
And olives and he's probably with a girl (hate to break it to ya)
And she's probably playing with her pearls and nodding violently at everything he says
He loves that, oh God, you're crying again
Just shut the window and remember what I said
Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass
Much better to laugh from just where you're sat
I don't know, it's hard, I know he's funny
But baby, don't go back to his ass
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Oh-oh, remember when he made you feel like he wouldn't fidget if you were dead in the ditches
And all his exes were bitches, his boss was just out to get him
Oh man, we just should've let him, don't you think? Oh, please
If you're gonna be in bed all night, it really should be fun
But every sappy movie makes you feel like he's the one (he's the one)
But he's not (but he's not)
'Cause if he was (if he was)
He wouldn't say: I love you, then run, so
Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass
Much better to laugh from just where you're sat
I don't know, it's hard, I know he's pretty
But baby, don't go back to his ass
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
Girl, you're so much better than that
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Leave my friend alone
Go fetch it, it's a bone
You were never worth the time or mind (ah)
So please forgive the tone, but I hate the second we're alone
You looked down to check your phone
Or the crinkle in your eye when I don't fake laugh at all your jokes (ah)
I'm not buying what you're selling, I'm sure you'd love it if I did
And I bet you wonder if I'm jealous, if you were flipping me in bed (ah)
Just know, when you realize you lost her
That it's certainly for good
'Cause I got her locked up in a cell, I'm screaming in her face my famous words
Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
All breaks, no gas, just don't go back to his ass
Much better to laugh from just where you're sat
I know, it's hard
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na
Oh, la-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
No Vuelvas Con Ese Idiota
No vuelvas con ese idiota, esa cosa es una trampa
Nunca dura, así que no vuelvas con ese idiota
Oh-oh, aquí estás de nuevo
Llorando en tu cama a las 6 p.m
La ciudad suena a gin tonic y viejos amigos de la universidad
Y algo triste y opiniones sinceras
Y aceitunas y él probablemente está con una chica (siento decírtelo)
Y ella probablemente está jugando con sus perlas y asintiendo violentamente a todo lo que dice
A él le encanta eso, oh Dios, estás llorando de nuevo
Solo cierra la ventana y recuerda lo que te dije
No vuelvas con ese idiota, esa cosa es una trampa
Nunca dura, así que no vuelvas con ese idiota
Mucho mejor reír desde donde estás sentada
No sé, es difícil, sé que es gracioso
Pero cariño, no vuelvas con ese idiota
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Oh-oh, recuerda cuando te hizo sentir que no se movería si estuvieras muerta en la cuneta
Y todas sus ex eran unas perras, su jefe solo quería joderlo
Oh hombre, solo debimos dejarlo, ¿no crees? Oh, por favor
Si vas a estar en la cama toda la noche, realmente debería ser divertido
Pero cada película cursi te hace sentir que él es el indicado (él es el indicado)
Pero no lo es (pero no lo es)
Porque si lo fuera (si lo fuera)
No diría: te amo, y luego saldría, así que
No vuelvas con ese idiota, esa cosa es una trampa
Nunca dura, así que no vuelvas con ese idiota
Mucho mejor reír desde donde estás sentada
No sé, es difícil, sé que es lindo
Pero cariño, no vuelvas con ese idiota
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
Chica, eres mucho mejor que eso
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Deja a mi amiga en paz
Ve a buscarlo, es un hueso
Nunca valiste la pena ni el tiempo (ah)
Así que por favor perdona el tono, pero odio el segundo que estamos solos
Miraste hacia abajo para revisar tu teléfono
O la arruga en tu ojo cuando no me río de tus chistes (ah)
No estoy comprando lo que estás vendiendo, estoy seguro de que te encantaría si lo hiciera
Y apuesto a que te preguntas si estoy celoso, si me estuvieras dando vuelta en la cama (ah)
Solo sabe, cuando te des cuenta que la perdiste
Que es definitivamente para siempre
Porque la tengo encerrada en una celda, le grito en la cara mis famosas palabras
No vuelvas con ese idiota, esa cosa es una trampa
Todo frena, sin gas, solo no vuelvas con ese idiota
Mucho mejor reír desde donde estás sentada
Sé que es difícil
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na
Oh, la-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da