Minnie The Moocher
This is the story of minnie the moocher
She was red hot hoochie-koocher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But minnie had a heart as biiiig as wha-a-le
(This is the story of minnie the moocher)
Hey-heey
(She has been described by some as a 'low-down, red hot hoochie-koocher')
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Minnie messed around with a bloke Smoky
She loved him tough he was cokey
He took her down to chinatown
And he showed her how to kick the gong around
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so
She had a dream about the King of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with platinum wheels
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so
(Come built your home for me, daddy)
He gave his townhouse and racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them a million times
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so
Hidee-hi hidee-ho
Told you before that I love you soooo
(The witness Hidey...Hidey-ho)
Hidey-hidey-hi! (hidey-hidey-hi!)
Hodey-hodey-hoo! (Hodey-hodey-hoo!)
Heydee-heydee-hey! (Heydee-heydee-hey!)
Hidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)
WhoooaaaaaAh! (WhoooaaaaaAh!)
Yeah yeah yeah! (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Hii-hii-hii! (Hii-hii-hii!)
Hidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)
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We have turned to witnesses who have asked to remain anonymous
But they tell us she was the 'roughest, toughest frail'
but they also say the minnie had a heart as big as, now get this, as big as a whale)
(well of course I do baby)
Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho)
told you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so)
Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho)
Told you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so)
(He took her down to china town, and he showed her how to, if I can use the parlance of the street, 'kick the gong around')
(The story now takes an international turn, we're told she had a dream about his royal highness, the King of Sweden.)
(this young woman apparantly....)
Minnie La Gorrona
Esta es la historia de Minnie la gorrona
Ella era una ardiente bailarina
Era la más ruda, la más resistente
Pero Minnie tenía un corazón tan graaande como una ba-a-llena
(Esta es la historia de Minnie la gorrona)
Hey-heey
(Algunos la han descrito como una 'descarada y ardiente bailarina')
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Minnie andaba con un tipo llamado Smoky
Lo amaba aunque era adicto
Él la llevó a Chinatown
Y le enseñó cómo tocar el gong
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Te dije antes que te amo tanto
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Te dije antes que te amo tanto
Ella soñaba con el Rey de Suecia
Él le daba cosas que necesitaba
Le dio una casa de oro y acero
Un auto de diamantes con ruedas de platino
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Te dije antes que te amo tanto
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Te dije antes que te amo tanto
(Construye tu casa para mí, papi)
Él le dio su casa y caballos de carreras
Cada comida que comía era de doce platos
Tenía un millón de dólares en monedas de níquel y centavos
Ella se sentaba y las contaba un millón de veces
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Te dije antes que te amo tanto
Hidee-hi hidee-ho
Te dije antes que te amo tanto
(El testigo Hidey...Hidey-ho)
¡Hidey-hidey-hi! (¡Hidey-hidey-hi!)
¡Hodey-hodey-hoo! (¡Hodey-hodey-hoo!)
¡Heydee-heydee-hey! (¡Heydee-heydee-hey!)
¡Hidey-hidey-hi! (¡Hidey-hidey-hi!)
¡WhoooaaaaaAh! (¡WhoooaaaaaAh!)
Sí sí sí! (Sí sí sí!)
Hii-hii-hii! (Hii-hii-hii!)
¡Hidey-hidey-hi! (¡Hidey-hidey-hi!)
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Hemos recurrido a testigos que han pedido permanecer en el anonimato
Pero nos dicen que era la más ruda, la más resistente
pero también dicen que Minnie tenía un corazón tan grande como, ahora entiende esto, tan grande como una ballena)
(¡Claro que sí, cariño!)
Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho)
te dije antes que te amo tanto (Te dije antes que te amo tanto)
Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho)
Te dije antes que te amo tanto (Te dije antes que te amo tanto)
(Él la llevó a Chinatown, y le enseñó cómo, si puedo usar la jerga de la calle, 'tocar el gong')
(La historia ahora toma un giro internacional, nos dicen que ella soñaba con su alteza real, el Rey de Suecia.)
(esta joven aparentemente...)