Santa's Beard
I took my brother to the department store,
He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list
He stood in line, and he shook like a leaf,
he's only five and a half goin' on six.
He said:
-Is it really Santa Claus,
is he really, really Santa?
Is that really Santa Claus,
is it really Santa?
Is that really Santa Claus, is it really santa?
(hope he thinks that's Santa Claus)
I picked him up, and put him on Santa's lap,
and then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt.
He yanked the beard right off his chin,
and in his eyes, I could see he was hurt.
He said:
-You're not really Santa Claus,
You're really not Santa!
You're not really Santa Claus,
You're really not Santa!
You're not really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa!
(He's just helping Santa Claus)
(musical interlude)
He's just helping Santa Claus,
He's just helping Santa.
He's helping Santa Claus,
He's just helping Santa.
He's just helping Santa Claus, he's just helping Santa.
(he's just helping Santa Claus)
La Barba de Papá Noel
Llevé a mi hermano a la tienda departamental,
Quería mostrarle a Papá Noel su lista de Navidad.
Se puso en la fila, y temblaba como una hoja,
solo tiene cinco años y medio y va camino a los seis.
Dijo:
- ¿Es realmente Papá Noel,
realmente es Papá Noel?
¿Es ese realmente Papá Noel,
realmente es Papá Noel?
¿Es ese realmente Papá Noel, realmente es Papá Noel?
(espero que piense que es Papá Noel)
Lo levanté y lo puse en el regazo de Papá Noel,
y luego sacó la almohada de su camisa.
Arrancó la barba de su barbilla,
y en sus ojos, pude ver que estaba herido.
Dijo:
- Tú no eres realmente Papá Noel,
realmente no eres Papá Noel.
Tú no eres realmente Papá Noel,
realmente no eres Papá Noel.
Tú no eres realmente Papá Noel, realmente no eres Papá Noel.
(solo está ayudando a Papá Noel)
(interludio musical)
Solo está ayudando a Papá Noel,
solo está ayudando a Papá Noel.
Está ayudando a Papá Noel,
solo está ayudando a Papá Noel.
Solo está ayudando a Papá Noel, solo está ayudando a Papá Noel.
(solo está ayudando a Papá Noel)