If I had a Million Ducats
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you a keep (I would buy you a keep)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you furniture for your keep (Like a Louis the XIV or an armoire)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you a big coach (with all the pretty with fringe on the top)
If I had a million ducats I'd buy your love.
If I had a million ducats (We wouldn't have to hunt for our game)
If I had a million ducats (We'd hunt for sport cuz it's not the same)
If I had a million ducats (We'd have peasants grow food all around the keep)
And we'd have a big garden. (A maze garden)
With high protein-enriched food (like lentils)
And bambi and thumper playing in it.
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you a fur cloak But not a woolen cloaks. That's cruel
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a dragon or a leviathan)
If I had a million ducats (if I had a million ducats)
I'd buy a saint's remains (And all those crazy lucky saint's bones)
If I had a million ducats I'd buy your love.
If I had a million ducats (We wouldn't have to walk to the faire)
If I had a million ducats (We'd hire a knight carry us there)
If I had a million ducats (We wouldn't have to get our feel all dirty)
We wouldn't have to walk in the filth.
(We'd have people throw cloaks on the ground like for Sir Walter Raleigh)
Or even better, peasants (on all fours)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd be you a bed (But not bed of nails. That's cruel)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you some art (a Michaelangelo or Donatello)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million ducats, If I had a million ducats
If I had a million ducats, If I had a million ducats
We'd be kings.
Si tuviera un millón de ducados
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría un castillo (Te compraría un castillo)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría muebles para tu castillo (Como un Luis XIV o un armario)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría un gran carruaje (con todo lo bonito con flecos en la parte superior)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados, compraría tu amor.
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (No tendríamos que cazar para nuestra comida)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Cazaríamos por deporte porque no es lo mismo)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Haríamos que los campesinos cultiven alimentos alrededor del castillo)
Y tendríamos un gran jardín (Un jardín de laberinto)
Con alimentos enriquecidos con proteínas (como lentejas)
Y Bambi y Tambor jugando en él.
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría un abrigo de piel, pero no un abrigo de lana. Eso es cruel
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría una mascota exótica (Como un dragón o un leviatán)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Compraría los restos de un santo (Y todos esos huesos de santos afortunados y locos)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados, compraría tu amor.
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (No tendríamos que caminar hasta la feria)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Contrataríamos a un caballero para llevarnos allí)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (No tendríamos que ensuciar nuestros pies)
No tendríamos que caminar en la suciedad
(Tendríamos a la gente arrojar abrigos al suelo como para Sir Walter Raleigh)
O incluso mejor, campesinos (en cuatro patas)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría una cama (Pero no una cama de clavos. Eso es cruel)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría arte (un Miguel Ángel o Donatello)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados (Si tuviera un millón de ducados)
Te compraría un mono (¿no has querido siempre un mono?)
Si tuviera un millón de ducados, si tuviera un millón de ducados
Si tuviera un millón de ducados, si tuviera un millón de ducados
Seríamos reyes.