Mother Upduff
Düsseldorf 1969,
Mr. And Mrs. Upduff and grandmother Upduff
Decided they were going on a vacation.
Mother Upduff had been now in Düsseldorf 80 years.
They packed in their car their tent and equipment
And started driving off to Italy.
Mother Upduff is reading about the Mafia on their way to Italy.
Zoom, off they went,
Driving in their automobile.
Finally they got to Italy, beautiful old Italy, fantastic sights.
Pompeji they went to,
They went to Pompeji, they went to Venice,
They went to Sicili, they went to Florence,
Their final stop was Rome.
Off to Rome, zoom.
Rome, then they were in Rome,
Old paintings, old buildings, fantastic sights to see.
Mother Upduff decided she was going out on the beach for a walk,
Out she went for a walk.
Mr. And Mrs. Upduff said they would follow,
Off they went behind Mother Upduff trailing behind her.
Mother Upduff was walking down the street
Looking at all the shop windows.
Finally, or is it the beginning,
Mother Upduff was standing there watching in the fish market,
A gigantic octopus leaped out of the pool
And snatched Mother Upduff up.
Then they didn't know what to do Mother and Father Upduff wrote,
Not having any money at all,
Decided that they would have to wrap her up in their tent,
Putting on top of the car and carry her back to Düsseldorf.
Wrapping her up in their tent, putting on top of the car
And fiercly driving back to Düsseldorf.
Toom, off they went back to Düsseldorf.
On the way to Düsseldorf while they were still in Italy
They drove into a café, have a cup of coffee.
Drinking their cup of coffee up, coming back outside
Their car had been stolen with their luggage.
Madre Upduff
Düsseldorf 1969,
El Sr. y la Sra. Upduff y la abuela Upduff
Decidieron que iban a irse de vacaciones.
Madre Upduff había estado en Düsseldorf 80 años.
Empacaron en su auto su carpa y equipo
Y comenzaron a conducir hacia Italia.
Madre Upduff está leyendo sobre la Mafia en su camino a Italia.
Zoom, se fueron,
Conduciendo en su automóvil.
Finalmente llegaron a Italia, hermosa Italia antigua, vistas fantásticas.
Fueron a Pompeya,
Fueron a Pompeya, fueron a Venecia,
Fueron a Sicilia, fueron a Florencia,
Su parada final fue Roma.
Rumbo a Roma, zoom.
Roma, luego estaban en Roma,
Pinturas antiguas, edificios antiguos, vistas fantásticas por ver.
Madre Upduff decidió que iba a salir a la playa a dar un paseo,
Salió a dar un paseo.
El Sr. y la Sra. Upduff dijeron que la seguirían,
Se fueron detrás de Madre Upduff siguiéndola.
Madre Upduff caminaba por la calle
Mirando todas las vitrinas.
Finalmente, o ¿es el principio?,
Madre Upduff estaba parada allí mirando en el mercado de pescado,
Un pulpo gigante saltó de la piscina
Y atrapó a Madre Upduff.
Entonces no sabían qué hacer, Madre y Padre Upduff escribieron,
Al no tener dinero en absoluto,
Decidieron que tenían que envolverla en su carpa,
Ponerla en la parte superior del auto y llevarla de vuelta a Düsseldorf.
Envolviéndola en su carpa, poniéndola en la parte superior del auto
Y conduciendo ferozmente de regreso a Düsseldorf.
Toom, se fueron de regreso a Düsseldorf.
En el camino a Düsseldorf mientras aún estaban en Italia
Entraron a un café, tomaron una taza de café.
Tomando su taza de café, saliendo afuera
Su auto había sido robado con su equipaje.