Foot In My Mouth
I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today,
she was buyin' some food
I walked up to her and I said "Hey!"
"When's the baby due?"
She said "Baby?"
"I'm not having a baby,"
"what you talkin' about?"
I said "Sorry... Mrs. Parker"
I put my foot in my mouth
(chorus)
I got my foot in my mouth,
guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
it's prob'ly better that way
I took my brother to the mall last Christmas,
to see Santa and his sleigh,
I said "Aren't you glad that you're old enough,"
"to know that Santa is fake?"
He said "Fake? Santa's not fake!"
"What you talkin about?"
I said "No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!"
"I said...Santa's great..."
I put my foot in my mouth
(chorus)
"here's the last verse"
I was braggin' to a friend of mine
how I ran over this cat,
I said "His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag..."
"right after I squashed him flat"
She said "Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend."
I said "No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy!"
"I said his name was... Twinkles"
here I go again...
(chorus x2)
Pata en mi boca
Vi a la Sra. Parker en la tienda hoy,
ella estaba comprando algo de comida
Me acerqué a ella y le dije '¡Oye!'
'¿Cuándo nace el bebé?'
Ella dijo '¿Bebé?'
'No estoy teniendo un bebé,'
'¿de qué estás hablando?'
Dije 'Lo siento... Sra. Parker'
Metí la pata
(estribillo)
Tengo la pata en la boca,
creo que debo cuidar lo que digo,
Tengo la pata en la boca,
es probablemente mejor así
Llevé a mi hermano al centro comercial la Navidad pasada,
para ver a Santa y su trineo,
Dije '¿No estás contento de ser lo suficientemente grande,'
'para saber que Santa es falso?'
Él dijo '¿Falso? ¡Santa no es falso!'
'¿De qué estás hablando?'
Dije '¡No, no te dije que Santa era falso!'
'Dije... ¡Santa es genial!'
Metí la pata
(estribillo)
'Aquí está el último verso'
Estaba presumiendo a un amigo mío
cómo atropellé a este gato,
Dije 'Su nombre era peludo, porque leí la etiqueta...'
'inmediatamente después de aplastarlo'
Ella dijo '¡Peludo? ¡Mi gato se llama Peludo! Él era mi mejor amigo.'
Dije 'No, no dije que su nombre era Peludo!'
'Dije que su nombre era... Destellos'
Aquí voy de nuevo...
(estribillo x2)