Dis T'as Vu Monte Carlo ?
Dis t'as vu Monte Carlo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Dis t'as vu Monte Christo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Mais j'ai vu le fils d'un voisin
Flirter avec une voisine
Il paraît que c'est son cousin
Mais je crois que c'est sa cousine
Dis t'as vu Monte Carlo?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Dis t'as vu Monte Christo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
J'ai vu l'asie l'afrique
L'Australie l'Amérique
Tous les films de Bardot
Le joli dos
De Belmondo
Du matin jusqu'au soir
Mon mari m'en fait voir
Sur le petit écran
J'vois la couleur
En noir et blanc
Dis t'as vu Monte Carlo ?
(Ah ah ah ah !) non j'ai vu monter personne
Dis t'as vu Monte Christo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Mais j'ai vu un voisin infâme
Se disputer avec sa femme
Il a sorti son grand couteau
Et l'a découpée en morceaux
Un deux trois quatre tranches
Dis t'as vu Monte Carlo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Dis t'as vu Monte Christo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
J'ai vu mon thé monté
Par un beau piémontais
J'ai mon vu mon t'es dans l'coup
Mon téléphone
Mon t'es pas fou ?
Dis t'as vu Monte Carlo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Dis t'as vu Monte Christo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne (ça s'gagne)
Dis t'as vu Monte Carlo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Dis t'as vu Monte Christo ?
Non j'ai vu monter personne
Ah ah ah ah ah ah…
Did You See Monte Carlo?
Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
But I saw the son of a neighbor
Flirting with a neighbor girl.
They say he’s her cousin,
But I think she’s his cousin.
Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
I’ve seen Asia, Africa,
Australia, America,
All the movies with Bardot,
The pretty back
Of Belmondo.
From morning till night,
My husband shows me
On the little screen,
I see color
In black and white.
Did you see Monte Carlo?
(Ah ah ah ah!) No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
But I saw a nasty neighbor
Arguing with his wife.
He pulled out his big knife
And chopped her into pieces.
One, two, three, four slices.
Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
I saw my tea brewed
By a handsome guy from Piedmont.
I saw my phone in the mix,
My phone,
You’re not crazy, are you?
Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up (it’s a win).
Did you see Monte Carlo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Did you see Monte Cristo?
No, I didn’t see anyone go up.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah…