If I Were Fire
If I were fire, I'd burn the world;
If I were wind, I'd pester it;
If I were water, I'd sink it;
If I were God, I'd plunge it;
If I were the Pope, I'd be gay,
'cause I'd torment all the Christians;
if I were emperor, I'd be good:
'cause everybody's heads I would cut down.
If I were fire, If I were fire
If I were fire, If I were fire
If I were death, I'd go to my father;
If I were life, I'd flee him:
I'd do the same with my mother.
If I were myself, as I am and was,
I'd take the young and beautiful gals:
The crippled and old I'd leave to others.
If I were fire, If I were fire
If I were fire, If I were fire
Si Yo Fuera Fuego
Si yo fuera fuego, quemaría el mundo;
Si yo fuera viento, lo molestaría;
Si yo fuera agua, lo hundiría;
Si yo fuera Dios, lo sumergiría;
Si yo fuera el Papa, sería gay,
porque atormentaría a todos los cristianos;
si fuera emperador, sería bueno:
porque cortaría todas las cabezas.
Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuego
Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuego
Si yo fuera la muerte, iría a mi padre;
Si fuera la vida, lo huiría:
haría lo mismo con mi madre.
Si fuera yo mismo, como soy y fui,
me llevaría a las jóvenes y hermosas chicas:
a los cojos y viejos los dejaría para otros.
Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuego
Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuego