If I Were Fire

Si Yo Fuera Fuego

If I Were Fire

Si yo fuera fuego, quemaría el mundo;If I were fire, I'd burn the world;
Si yo fuera viento, lo molestaría;If I were wind, I'd pester it;
Si yo fuera agua, lo hundiría;If I were water, I'd sink it;
Si yo fuera Dios, lo sumergiría;If I were God, I'd plunge it;

Si yo fuera el Papa, sería gay,If I were the Pope, I'd be gay,
porque atormentaría a todos los cristianos;'cause I'd torment all the Christians;
si fuera emperador, sería bueno:if I were emperor, I'd be good:
porque cortaría todas las cabezas.'cause everybody's heads I would cut down.

Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuegoIf I were fire, If I were fire
Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuegoIf I were fire, If I were fire

Si yo fuera la muerte, iría a mi padre;If I were death, I'd go to my father;
Si fuera la vida, lo huiría:If I were life, I'd flee him:
haría lo mismo con mi madre.I'd do the same with my mother.

Si fuera yo mismo, como soy y fui,If I were myself, as I am and was,
me llevaría a las jóvenes y hermosas chicas:I'd take the young and beautiful gals:
a los cojos y viejos los dejaría para otros.The crippled and old I'd leave to others.

Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuegoIf I were fire, If I were fire
Si yo fuera fuego, si yo fuera fuegoIf I were fire, If I were fire