You Sell Cologne
You have a mustache,you called me on the phone
You wear a beret and you sell colonge
You wear colonge but you still smell bad
You smell like shit from all the men that you've had
[chorus:]
You sell colonge [x4]
You wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
You're always looking at your customers ass
A freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears
But you got kicked out because you're fucking queer
[chorus]
Vendes Colonia
Tienes bigote, me llamaste por teléfono
Llevas boina y vendes colonia
Usas colonia pero aún hueles mal
Hueles a mierda por todos los hombres que has tenido
[Estribillo:]
Vendes colonia [x4]
Vistes un traje afeminado, tienes bigote
Siempre miras el trasero de tus clientes
Un marica independiente, intentaste vender en Sears
Pero te echaron porque eres jodidamente raro
[Estribillo]