You Sell Cologne

Vendes Colonia

You Sell Cologne

Tienes bigote, me llamaste por teléfonoYou have a mustache,you called me on the phone
Llevas boina y vendes coloniaYou wear a beret and you sell colonge
Usas colonia pero aún hueles malYou wear colonge but you still smell bad
Hueles a mierda por todos los hombres que has tenidoYou smell like shit from all the men that you've had

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Vendes colonia [x4]You sell colonge [x4]

Vistes un traje afeminado, tienes bigoteYou wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
Siempre miras el trasero de tus clientesYou're always looking at your customers ass
Un marica independiente, intentaste vender en SearsA freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears
Pero te echaron porque eres jodidamente raroBut you got kicked out because you're fucking queer

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