Joan Of Arc
She was gifted in warfare, sweet as a sparrow
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
Her sword was truth, her faith her armour
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
Oh Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc
Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc
There was a bone of contention about her gender
Was she male or female,
Or some weird hybrid, we dare not mention,
Where did the dominant genitals prevail?
Was the Maid of Orlèans a man-made maid?
Oh Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc
Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc
I think I love her - cos she's hot
I think I want her - quite a lot
And it's a pity that she's not - alive
They put her on the boil just like a lobster
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
And cooked her up in a suit of
Tin tin-tin tin tin tin tin
Oh Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc
Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc
Oh Joan of Arc
Juana de Arco
Ella era talentosa en la guerra, dulce como un gorrión
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
Su espada era la verdad, su fe su armadura
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
Oh Juana de Arco, Juana de Arco
Juana de Arco, oh Juana de Arco
Hubo una controversia sobre su género
¿Era hombre o mujer,
O algún híbrido extraño, que no nos atrevemos a mencionar,
¿Dónde prevalecían los genitales dominantes?
¿Era la Doncella de Orleans una doncella hecha por el hombre?
Oh Juana de Arco, Juana de Arco
Juana de Arco, oh Juana de Arco
Creo que la amo - porque es atractiva
Creo que la deseo - bastante
Y es una lástima que no esté - viva
La pusieron a hervir como a una langosta
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
Y la cocieron en un traje de
Estaño tin-tin tin tin tin tin
Oh Juana de Arco, Juana de Arco
Juana de Arco, oh Juana de Arco
Oh Juana de Arco