Armengol
Sacaba un dia poc normal
Aparca el toro I ai quin mal
Diu larmengol
Aquest ull de poll
Els seus companys per carretera
Munten un pollo de primera
I ell a la mina que és un gallina
Mentre es descorda la granota
Diu: avui no ficaré la pota
Salvar la pell, trobar un camell
Que no mel citi en un pas zebra
Ni que li doni gat per llebre
Que lendemà ja afluixarà
I quan té el mono de cavall
En el seu cap, quin guirigall
Perd un cargol, pobre armengol
I quan té el mono de cavall
En el seu cap, quin guirigall
I es torna mico per un bon pico
Arrenca lent el dos cavalls
A la ràdio hi fan lluita de galls
I a lescarabat del seu costat
Jeu un goril·la amb tres lleones
Sí que estan bones les
Cabrones
I ara va I plou, tocat un ou!
I quan de lluny sent
Marrameu!
Mira el retrovisor I veu
Labric de marta I aquella carta
Que diu: tornem a començar
Que va ser ruc de no enviar
Ai la cangur! La vaig liar
Que ara em controlo la cigala
Juro que li he tallat les ales
Quin semental, el meu pardal!
I quan té el mono de cavall
En el seu cap, quin guirigall
Perd un cargol, pobre armengol
I quan té el mono de cavall
En el seu cap, quin guirigall
I es torna mico per un bon pico
En un carrer a la guineueta
Hi ha cosa fina, cosa neta
Gripau babau, es diu el cau
Lamo és un gos I se li atansa
És que cobra el cavall amb pasta
Gansa!
Has vingut sol? sí
Vés a fer un volt
Sortint un pez llamado wanda
Sona de dins dun seat panda
Lhas de seguir com un dofí
I en acabar cantar-li a pèl
Ulisses I floquet al cel
Ei, camallarg, xutat al parc.
Entre la gespa zum-zum de vespa
Vola pel mar amb un jaguar
I fa flamenc amb un elenc
Damics del cobi allà a nairobi
I quan té el mono de cavall
En el seu cap, quin guirigall
Perd un cargol, pobre armengol
I quan té el mono de cavall
En el seu cap, quin guirigall
I es torna mico per un bon pico
Armengol
It ends a day that's kinda weird
Park the bull and "oh, what a pain"
Says the armengol
"This eye of a bug..."
His buddies on the road
Are causing a big scene
And he's in the mine, such a chicken
While he unbuttons his overalls
He says: "I won't screw this up today"
Save my skin, find a dealer
Don’t let him catch me at a crosswalk
Or pull a fast one on me
'Cause tomorrow he'll back off...
And when he’s craving a high
In his head, what a racket
Loses a screw, poor armengol
And when he’s craving a high
In his head, what a racket
He turns into a monkey for a good hit
Slowly pulls out two horses
On the radio, they’re playing cockfights
And next to him, on the beetle
A gorilla’s chilling with three lionesses
"Damn, they’re hot, those
Bitches..."
And now it’s raining, touch your balls!
And when he hears from afar
"Marrameu!"
Looks in the rearview and sees
The mink coat and that letter
That says: "Let’s start over"
What a fool for not sending it
"Oh, the babysitter! I messed it up
Now I’m keeping my grasshopper in check
I swear I clipped its wings
What a stallion, my little bird!"
And when he’s craving a high
In his head, what a racket
Loses a screw, poor armengol
And when he’s craving a high
In his head, what a racket
He turns into a monkey for a good hit
In a street in Guineueta
There’s something fine, something clean
A lazy toad, that’s the spot
The owner’s a dog and he gets close
He’s cashing in on the horse
Goose!
"Did you come alone?" "Yeah"
"Go take a walk
A fish named Wanda is coming out
Sounds from inside a Seat Panda
You gotta follow it like a dolphin
And when you’re done, sing to it raw
Ulysses and Fluff in the sky
Hey, long legs, kick it at the park."
Among the grass, buzz-buzz of a wasp
Flies over the sea with a jaguar
And does a flamingo with a crew
Of friends from the hood over in Nairobi
And when he’s craving a high
In his head, what a racket
Loses a screw, poor armengol
And when he’s craving a high
In his head, what a racket
He turns into a monkey for a good hit.