L'home Que Dobla En Bruce Willis
A lescena final fa aterrar un avió a Central Park
I la gran patacada dóna pas a un silenci brutal
Els vianants shi aproximen
primer atònits, després expectants
Que a cada segon que passa
té més números dhaver-la palmat
I quan la porta finalment sobre
la gent crida i comença a aplaudir
Tots dos saluden, es besen i ell li diu
Nena, ara ja som més que amics?
Sona una orquestra, el pla fon a negre i surten les lletres. Final
Recull la carpeta i els auriculars, sabraça amb el tècnic i marxa cansat i és que
Lhome que dobla en Bruce Willis
que viu aventures només amb la veu
lhome que dobla en Bruce Willis
que no és de Manhattan, que és de Cardedeu
Avui, nit destrena, de comiat
un actor posa el punt i final
El nostre home té una idea, no shi val a dubtar
potser és lúltima oportunitat
Tothom es gira i una limusina satura entre flaixos i tweets
Sobre pas entre els fotògrafs, es treu el barret tremolant, sel posa contra el pit i diu
Hello, dear Mr. Willis
Its such a great pleasure to meet you at last
(No és pas un crack en idiomes
però almenys aquest tros sel porta preparat)
Tots dos es miren, el món satura
Ai las! Si tingués un minut
Per dir-li gràcies per les aventures
per tot el camí que han recorregut junts
Però la cara que posa en Bruce Willis
no deixa cap marge per lambigüitat
I és que lhome nhagués tingut prou amb un gest
un somriure de complicitat
que no arribarà mai perquè hi ha un guardaespatlles
que el paguen per això, que li fot un empenta
i que cau en rodó, que queda estès a terra
que es pensen que és boig Oh, my God Oh, my God Oh, my God
Lhome que dobla en Bruce Willis
de fora el cinema sent la seva veu
Uns vianants intenten reanimar-lo, entre dos lagafen i el posen de peu
Lhome els diu que en Bruce Willis és un amic seu
però ningú no sel creu
The Man Who Doubles as Bruce Willis
In the final scene, he lands a plane in Central Park
And the big crash gives way to a brutal silence
Pedestrians approach
first astonished, then expectant
That with each passing second
has more chances of kicking the bucket
And when the door finally opens
people scream and start applauding
Both wave, kiss, and he says to her
"Baby, are we more than friends now?"
An orchestra plays, the screen fades to black and the letters come out. The end
He picks up the folder and the headphones, hugs the technician and leaves tired and...
The man who doubles as Bruce Willis
who lives adventures only with his voice
the man who doubles as Bruce Willis
who is not from Manhattan, but from Cardedeu
Tonight, premiere night, farewell
an actor puts an end
Our man has an idea, no doubt about it
maybe it's the last chance
Everyone turns and a limousine stops amidst flashes and tweets
He makes his way through the photographers, takes off his hat trembling, puts it against his chest and says
Hello, dear Mr. Willis
It's such a great pleasure to meet you at last
(He's not a language expert
but at least he's got this piece prepared)
They look at each other, the world stops
Oh my! If only he had a minute
To thank him for the adventures
for all the way they've traveled together
But the face Bruce Willis puts on
leaves no room for ambiguity
And the man would have been satisfied with a gesture
a smile of complicity
that will never come because there's a bodyguard
who's paid for that, who pushes him
and he falls flat, lying on the ground
they think he's crazy "Oh, my God" "Oh, my God" "Oh, my God"
The man who doubles as Bruce Willis
from outside the cinema hears his voice
Some pedestrians try to revive him, between two they hold him up
The man tells them that Bruce Willis is a friend of his
but no one believes him