Girl Can't Dance
Yes you're really gorgeous,
Very nearly flawless,
But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance.
Yes you're really gorgeous,
Your arse should win awards, yeah.
Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance (Yo).
Jennifer, skin was like cinnamon,
Took her for dinner and then to the cinema,
One week, still hadn't been with her,
Took her out clubbin', that's when I knew,
Soon as she wiggled I'd seen something similar,
I'm in the middle tryin' to get rid of her,
I've heard a rule, a line you should tread,
If she can't dance she's rubbish in bed!
Slow down pretty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance,
You might be witty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance.
Yes you really gorgeous,
Very nearly flawless,
But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance.
Yes you're really gorgeous,
Your arse should win awards, yeah.
Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance (Ah ha).
You might have the chat and the batty to match,
I'm looking good when you're sat in my lap,
Your body is banging I'm happy with that,
But you ain't got rhythm and that is a fact,
Spillin' your drink, steppin' on toes,
A pussy cat doll you're not, NO!
I've heard a rule, you might've read,
If she can't dance she's rubbish in bed.
Slow down pretty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance,
You might be witty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance.
Watch your glass,
Watch your feet,
Pay some attention to what's in the beat,
Watch your feet,
Watch your glass,
Watch the way you shake that, shake that, shake that, shake that, shake...
You walk the walk and talk the talk,
Know how to use a knife and fork,
You smell just like a girl should smell,
Mademoiselle, by Channel,
Tick all the boxes except for one,
It's pretty important 'cos this is a lot,
The dancing box is whether or not,
You're good at banging and clearly you're not.
Slow down pretty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance,
You might be witty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity.
Slow down pretty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance,
You might be witty,
Girl you can't dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance.
La Chica No Sabe Bailar
Sí, eres realmente hermosa,
Casi impecable,
Pero ¿por qué tu mamá no te enseñó a bailar?
Sí, eres realmente hermosa,
Tu trasero debería ganar premios, sí.
¿Por qué tu mamá no te enseñó a bailar (Yo)?
Jennifer, su piel era como canela,
La llevé a cenar y luego al cine,
Una semana, aún no había estado con ella,
La llevé a bailar, ahí fue cuando supe,
Tan pronto como se movió, vi algo similar,
Estoy en el medio tratando de deshacerme de ella,
He escuchado una regla, una línea que debes seguir,
¡Si no puede bailar, es mala en la cama!
Tranquila bonita,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Puede que seas ingeniosa,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima,
Chica, no sabes bailar.
Sí, eres realmente hermosa,
Casi impecable,
Pero ¿por qué tu mamá no te enseñó a bailar?
Sí, eres realmente hermosa,
Tu trasero debería ganar premios, sí.
¿Por qué tu mamá no te enseñó a bailar (Ah ha)?
Puede que tengas la labia y el trasero para combinar,
Me veo bien cuando estás sentada en mi regazo,
Tu cuerpo es espectacular y estoy feliz con eso,
Pero no tienes ritmo y eso es un hecho,
Derramando tu bebida, pisando pies,
No eres una muñeca gatita, ¡NO!
He escuchado una regla, tal vez la hayas leído,
Si no puede bailar, es mala en la cama.
Tranquila bonita,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Puede que seas ingeniosa,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima,
Chica, no sabes bailar.
Cuida tu vaso,
Cuida tus pies,
Presta atención a lo que hay en el ritmo,
Cuida tus pies,
Cuida tu vaso,
Observa cómo mueves eso, mueves eso, mueves eso, mueves eso, mueves...
Caminas el camino y hablas el habla,
Sabes cómo usar un cuchillo y tenedor,
Hueles como una chica debería oler,
Señorita, de Chanel,
Marcar todas las casillas excepto una,
Es bastante importante porque esto es mucho,
La casilla del baile es si o no,
Eres buena en la cama y claramente no lo eres.
Tranquila bonita,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Puede que seas ingeniosa,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima.
Tranquila bonita,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Puede que seas ingeniosa,
Chica, no sabes bailar,
Es una lástima,
Chica, no sabes bailar.