The Chess Game
[Marvin]
That's the king
Treat him nice
Use some brains
Now protect him
[Whizzer]
Yes, I know
Here I go
[Marvin]
Play the game
[Whizzer]
Please, don't watch me
I can do it!
[Marvin]
Have a little scotch
[Whizzer]
Shit, I blew it
Maybe you could show me where
I fear I've lost my head
[Marvin]
Do you want my help?
[Whizzer]
No, I don't
I can think it through myself
[Marvin]
Start again. We've seen the worst
[Whizzer]
I'll go first
[Marvin]
Move a pawn
[Whizzer]
No, sir
[Marvin]
Move
[Whizzer]
Where?
[Marvin]
There
[Whizzer]
Here?
[Marvin]
Move a pawn
[Whizzer]
Who?
[Marvin]
Not the queen
[Whizzer]
Who?
[Marvin]
Jesus
[Marvin & whizzer]
Life's a sham and
Every move is wrong
We've examined
Every move as we move along
[Marvin]
Winning is everything to me
[Whizzer]
Nothing is everything to me
[Marvin]
Winning is everything to me
[Whizzer]
Nothing is everything to me
Except sex
[Marvin]
Move a pawn
[Whizzer]
And money
[Marvin]
Good first move
[Whizzer]
Quite alright
Take a turn
[Marvin]
Thank you kindly
[Whizzer]
Move the pawn
Move the pawn
Take my hand
Play the game
[Marvin]
God you're pretty
[Whizzer]
More's the pity
Since you need a man
[Marvin]
What?
[Whizzer]
Who's brainy
[Marvin]
Or
[Marvin & whizzer]
Witty
[Marvin]
Move
[Whizzer]
What should I do now?
[Marvin]
Move
[Whizzer]
Where?
[Marvin]
There
[Whizzer]
How should I behave myself?
Maybe we should call it quits
[Marvin]
This game shits
[Whizzer]
Let me win
[Marvin]
Yes, sir
[Whizzer]
Please
[Marvin]
Yes
[Whizzer]
Thanks
[Marvin]
Wait!
[Whizzer]
Whizzer wins!
[Marvin]
Wait!
[Whizzer]
Whizzer wins!
[Marvin]
Wait!
[Whizzer]
Checkmate!
[Marvin & whizzer]
Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
[Whizzer]
Marvin!
Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
Be a patsy, lose at chess
Always bravely acquiesce
Clip the coupons, make the dinner
And love him
This has got to come to a stop, marvin
[Marvin]
This had got to come to a stop, whizzer
[Whizzer]
This has been a lousy but
[Whizzer & marvin]
Fabulous flop
[Marvin]
Anyone understand?
All I want's a kiss
Anyone understand?
[Whizzer]
Don't start explaining
I'm sick of explaining
(Marvin) and whizzer
And this had better come to a stop
(Whizzer) marvin
Now, (whizzer) marvin
Ciao, (whizzer) marvin
Bend
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
[Whizzer]
This had better come to an end
[Marvin]
This had better come to an end
[Marvin and whizzer]
This had better come to an end
El Juego de Ajedrez
[Marvin]
Ese es el rey
Trátalo bien
Usa un poco de cerebro
Ahora protégelo
[Whizzer]
Sí, lo sé
Allá voy
[Marvin]
Juega el juego
[Whizzer]
Por favor, no me mires
¡Puedo hacerlo!
[Marvin]
Toma un poco de whisky
[Whizzer]
Mierda, la cagué
Quizás podrías mostrarme dónde
Temo haber perdido la cabeza
[Marvin]
¿Quieres mi ayuda?
[Whizzer]
No, no
Puedo pensarlo por mí mismo
[Marvin]
Empecemos de nuevo. Hemos visto lo peor
[Whizzer]
Voy primero
[Marvin]
Mueve un peón
[Whizzer]
No, señor
[Marvin]
Mueve
[Whizzer]
¿Dónde?
[Marvin]
Allí
[Whizzer]
¿Aquí?
[Marvin]
Mueve un peón
[Whizzer]
¿Quién?
[Marvin]
No la reina
[Whizzer]
¿Quién?
[Marvin]
Jesús
[Marvin & whizzer]
La vida es una farsa y
Cada movimiento es incorrecto
Hemos examinado
Cada movimiento mientras avanzamos
[Marvin]
Ganar es todo para mí
[Whizzer]
Nada es todo para mí
[Marvin]
Ganar es todo para mí
[Whizzer]
Nada es todo para mí
Excepto el sexo
[Marvin]
Mueve un peón
[Whizzer]
Y el dinero
[Marvin]
Buen primer movimiento
[Whizzer]
Bastante bien
Toma un turno
[Marvin]
Gracias amablemente
[Whizzer]
Mueve el peón
Mueve el peón
Toma mi mano
Juega el juego
[Marvin]
Dios, eres bonito
[Whizzer]
Más es la lástima
Ya que necesitas un hombre
[Marvin]
¿Qué?
[Whizzer]
Que sea inteligente
[Marvin]
O
[Marvin & whizzer]
Divertido
[Marvin]
Mueve
[Whizzer]
¿Qué debo hacer ahora?
[Marvin]
Mueve
[Whizzer]
¿Dónde?
[Marvin]
Allí
[Whizzer]
¿Cómo debo comportarme?
Quizás deberíamos darlo por terminado
[Marvin]
Este juego es una mierda
[Whizzer]
Déjame ganar
[Marvin]
Sí, señor
[Whizzer]
Por favor
[Marvin]
Sí
[Whizzer]
Gracias
[Marvin]
¡Espera!
[Whizzer]
¡Whizzer gana!
[Marvin]
¡Espera!
[Whizzer]
¡Whizzer gana!
[Marvin]
¡Espera!
[Whizzer]
¡Jaque mate!
[Marvin & whizzer]
La vida es una farsa y cada movimiento es incorrecto
Hemos examinado cada movimiento mientras avanzamos
[Whizzer]
¡Marvin!
Se supone que Whizzer debe hacer la cena
Ser un pelele, perder en el ajedrez
Siempre ceder valientemente
Recortar los cupones, hacer la cena
Y amarlo
Esto tiene que parar, Marvin
[Marvin]
Esto tiene que parar, Whizzer
[Whizzer]
Esto ha sido un desastre pero
[Whizzer & marvin]
Fabuloso fracaso
[Marvin]
¿Alguien entiende?
Todo lo que quiero es un beso
¿Alguien entiende?
[Whizzer]
No empieces a explicar
Estoy harto de explicar
(Marvin) y whizzer
Y esto tiene que parar
(Whizzer) marvin
Ahora, (whizzer) marvin
Ciao, (whizzer) marvin
Inclínate
Esto tiene que parar
Esto tiene que parar
Esto, esto, esto, esto
[Whizzer]
Esto tiene que terminar
[Marvin]
Esto tiene que terminar
[Marvin and whizzer]
Esto tiene que terminar