You'll Go To Jail
You can try holding up a payroll with your pants around your ankles,
And a darkened plastic bag over your head,
Tied on real tightly.
Put sugar in the gas tank of your flat-tired getaway car,
With an amputated arsehole at the wheel.
You can't tell me that it's a real steal.
And you will fail, You'll go to jail.
Try to viciously attack a Newtown Jets half backer,
With both hands and legs tied behind your back,
and a sultry shade of lipstick on your mouth,
And if you somehow make it out,
Call his mum a hooker on the way.
Well today is really not your day.
Try saving all the trees, or free the refuges.
Or prove you're not a coward by killing Johnny Howard.
Murder all the Racists, welcome blokes from other places.
Force everyone to stop eating meat.
I wouldn't bother getting off your seat.
I wouldn't bother trying you'll just end up doing time.
And if you want to make a difference you'll just end up in a prison,
Getting buggered every time you go to sleep.
Irás a la cárcel
Puedes intentar asaltar una nómina con los pantalones en los tobillos,
Y una bolsa de plástico oscurecida sobre tu cabeza,
Atada bien apretada.
Echar azúcar en el tanque de gasolina de tu auto de escape con llanta ponchada,
Con un idiota amputado al volante.
No puedes decirme que es un robo real.
Y fracasarás, irás a la cárcel.
Intenta atacar viciosamente a un medio campista de los Newtown Jets,
Con las manos y piernas atadas detrás de tu espalda,
Y un sensual tono de lápiz labial en tu boca,
Y si de alguna manera logras salir,
Insulta a su mamá de camino.
Hoy realmente no es tu día.
Intenta salvar todos los árboles, o liberar a los refugiados.
O demostrar que no eres un cobarde matando a Johnny Howard.
Asesina a todos los racistas, da la bienvenida a los tipos de otros lugares.
Obliga a todos a dejar de comer carne.
No te molestes en levantarte de tu asiento.
No te molestes en intentarlo, solo terminarás tras las rejas.
Y si quieres marcar la diferencia, solo terminarás en prisión,
Siendo violado cada vez que te duermas.
Escrita por: Frenzal Rhomb