You'll Go To Jail

Irás a la cárcel

You'll Go To Jail

Puedes intentar asaltar una nómina con los pantalones en los tobillos,You can try holding up a payroll with your pants around your ankles,
Y una bolsa de plástico oscurecida sobre tu cabeza,And a darkened plastic bag over your head,
Atada bien apretada.Tied on real tightly.
Echar azúcar en el tanque de gasolina de tu auto de escape con llanta ponchada,Put sugar in the gas tank of your flat-tired getaway car,
Con un idiota amputado al volante.With an amputated arsehole at the wheel.
No puedes decirme que es un robo real.You can't tell me that it's a real steal.

Y fracasarás, irás a la cárcel.And you will fail, You'll go to jail.

Intenta atacar viciosamente a un medio campista de los Newtown Jets,Try to viciously attack a Newtown Jets half backer,
Con las manos y piernas atadas detrás de tu espalda,With both hands and legs tied behind your back,
Y un sensual tono de lápiz labial en tu boca,and a sultry shade of lipstick on your mouth,
Y si de alguna manera logras salir,And if you somehow make it out,
Insulta a su mamá de camino.Call his mum a hooker on the way.
Hoy realmente no es tu día.Well today is really not your day.

Intenta salvar todos los árboles, o liberar a los refugiados.Try saving all the trees, or free the refuges.
O demostrar que no eres un cobarde matando a Johnny Howard.Or prove you're not a coward by killing Johnny Howard.
Asesina a todos los racistas, da la bienvenida a los tipos de otros lugares.Murder all the Racists, welcome blokes from other places.
Obliga a todos a dejar de comer carne.Force everyone to stop eating meat.
No te molestes en levantarte de tu asiento.I wouldn't bother getting off your seat.
No te molestes en intentarlo, solo terminarás tras las rejas.I wouldn't bother trying you'll just end up doing time.
Y si quieres marcar la diferencia, solo terminarás en prisión,And if you want to make a difference you'll just end up in a prison,
Siendo violado cada vez que te duermas.Getting buggered every time you go to sleep.