Dai Texas
Serious, man, knows it...........
A pint of petrol, poured onto my pubes
Took a live match and lit the fuse
I start to scream, i feel confused
I'm a human time-bomb when i'm fuked up on booze
Like a lethal injection with a fukin' gold needle
Or songs of praise up st. worths(?) cathedral
Game for a laugh like jeremy beadle
Fukin' glc, we're fukin' safe, knows it
Glug glug glug, had a drink in the pub
Went home and got a bird and asked her for a fukin' rub
She said, 'get away, you make me feel sick'
But i had a hard-on and i rubbed it up against her face and it was mick
She was a man! i got really scared
I thought she was a bird and she had funny hair
I got so fukin' scared that i ran away
I never told the glc, cos they thought i was gay
Ooh-la-la-laaa, i don't buy by the ounce, i buys by the baaar
I loves gettin' loadsa fukin' draw
And then sell it to my mates and gettin' fukin' wrecked up
And lying on the floor
You knows the way we do's it in the glc
Fukin' safe, when the sun's shining i fukin' go's down the park
I gets wrecked up, i has a spliff, i fukin' takes a couple of fukin' dirty slags wimme
I fukin' has a couple of cans of special backs(?), it's fukin' wicked, knows it
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centre
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre
He's got tourettes
And he smokes loads of cigarettes
He's responsible for the death of a girl called leah betts
He's adam hussain and he's fukin' insane
He's here to sell ecstasies and change the fukin' game
He's out of his head, but he's not around
So he gets the word together and pass on the glc sound
Knows it...........glc, knows it.......
I bought the weed off a bloke from pont
He sells what the people need and gives them what they want
I bought over three ounces of his shit
He looked like shakin' stevens with hair like rik parfitt
He's fukin'safe, i met him, er, fukin' mad keith, fukin' told me who he was
And said, 'fukin' go up there and he'll sort you out'
He's er, he's got the draw, it's fukin' really nice green, it fukin' gets you mashed up, man
Fuk it, i've lost my fukin' head, man
Rape-balaclava, clava, clava, clava.............
I has a wicked munch down fukin' ramones
Then it's back to the 'port for a game of pool in capones
You knows you're safe in the glc
They're here to make you fukin' see that the 'port is safe as fuk to me
I loves being fukin' safe with my goldie lookin' chain
You fukin' knows it you fukin' cl*t, you fukin' shit..aaaaaaagggghhhh
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centre
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre
I used to think of myself as a bad boy or a g
But i swapped my bad boy limp for shopmobility
Goldie lookin' chain really fuks with your brain
Dai texas on the mic and i'm feelin' insane
I lives down risker and i got no mates
Don't ask me for business or fukin' updates
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Glc, that's right, his name's fukin' dai texas
He drives round corver road in a lexus
I got worried, he tried to sex us
But he's fukin' safe, you knows it
Glc, fukin' razzle-dazzle
2000+2, p xain, respect
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
If you're an automobile owner, a handy tip
When parking in safeways car-park
To utilize the mongo space
Put some sellotape over your face
And walk out of the car with a limp
Screaming.....yyeeooooowwww!...repeadedly
No one will question you, parking in this illegal area
I regularly uses it and it works for me, son
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centre
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre
Dai Texas
Serio, hombre, lo sabe...........
Una pinta de gasolina, derramada en mi vello púbico
Tomé un fósforo encendido y encendí la mecha
Comienzo a gritar, me siento confundido
Soy una bomba de tiempo humana cuando estoy jodido por el alcohol
Como una inyección letal con una maldita aguja de oro
O canciones de alabanza en la catedral de St. Worths(?)
Listo para una risa como Jeremy Beadle
Maldito GLC, estamos seguros, lo sabemos
Glug glug glug, tomé una copa en el pub
Fui a casa y me llevé a una chica y le pedí un maldito masaje
Ella dijo, 'aléjate, me haces sentir enferma'
Pero yo estaba excitado y se lo froté en la cara y era mick
¡Era un hombre! Me asusté mucho
Pensé que era una chica y tenía un pelo raro
Me asusté tanto que salí corriendo
Nunca le dije al GLC, porque pensaban que era gay
Ooh-la-la-laaa, no compro por onza, compro por el bar
Me encanta conseguir un montón de maldita hierba
Y luego venderla a mis amigos y ponerme malditamente destrozado
Y tirado en el suelo
Sabes cómo lo hacemos en el GLC
Seguro, cuando el sol brilla, me voy al parque
Me pongo destrozado, me fumo un porro, me llevo un par de putas sucias conmigo
Me tomo un par de latas de backs especiales(?), es genial, lo sabemos
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-centro Kingsway
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-Kingsway-wer-wer-centro Kingsway
Tiene Tourette
Y fuma un montón de cigarrillos
Es responsable de la muerte de una chica llamada Leah Betts
Es Adam Hussain y está jodidamente loco
Está aquí para vender éxtasis y cambiar el maldito juego
Está fuera de sí, pero no está cerca
Así que reúne a la gente y difunde el sonido del GLC
Lo sabes...........GLC, lo saben.......
Compré la hierba a un tipo de Pont
Vende lo que la gente necesita y les da lo que quieren
Compré más de tres onzas de su mierda
Se parecía a Shakin' Stevens con el pelo como Rik Parfitt
Es seguro, lo conocí, eh, el loco Keith, me dijo quién era
Y dijo, 've allá arriba y te arreglará'
Tiene la hierba, es realmente verde y agradable, te pone hecho polvo, hombre
Maldita sea, he perdido la cabeza, hombre
Violación-balaclava, clava, clava, clava.............
Tengo un hambre tremenda en los malditos Ramones
Luego vuelvo al 'puerto para jugar al billar en Capones
Sabes que estás seguro en el GLC
Están aquí para hacerte ver que el 'puerto es seguro para mí
Me encanta estar seguro con mi cadena dorada
Tú lo sabes, maldito, eres una mierda...aaaaaaagggghhhh
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-centro Kingsway
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-Kingsway-wer-wer-centro Kingsway
Solía considerarme un chico malo o un gángster
Pero cambié mi actitud de chico malo por la movilidad en tiendas
Goldie Lookin' Chain realmente te jode el cerebro
Dai Texas en el micrófono y me siento loco
Vivo en Risker y no tengo amigos
No me pidas negocios ni actualizaciones, maldita sea
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....mi nombre es Dai Texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....mi nombre es Dai Texas......
GLC, eso es correcto, su nombre es el maldito Dai Texas
Conduce por Corver Road en un Lexus
Me preocupé, intentó seducirnos
Pero es seguro, lo sabes
GLC, maldito deslumbrante
2000+2, P Xain, respeto
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....mi nombre es Dai Texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....mi nombre es Dai Texas......
Si eres dueño de un automóvil, un consejo útil
Cuando estaciones en el estacionamiento de Safeways
Para aprovechar el espacio grande
Pon cinta adhesiva sobre tu cara
Y sal del auto con un cojera
Gritando.....yyeeooooowwww!...repetidamente
Nadie te cuestionará, estacionarse en esta área ilegal
Lo uso regularmente y me funciona, hijo
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-centro Kingsway
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-Kingsway-wer-wer-centro Kingsway