Breathing Just Wasn’t as Fun
All that is left are just a few scraps of hair and bones
It's hilarious
There was something in the way he wiggled
That just made me giggle
Trying to get free, begging on his knees
Well, that's just a figure of speech
He really just didn't want to drink that bleach
Don't worry, I am a doctor, I said
It was hard to keep a straight face when
Laughing gas has such a peculiar smell
It has this tendency to linger and dwell
But it's something about it that just lights up a room
Well not like a propane-torch
But I don't want to bring you down with all this gloom
So two guys walk into a church
No, but seriously, this is going to hurt
No, don't leave just yet
I need you in this meat suit
With all its pain and sweat
The big punchline is yet to come
No, don't go, the jokes not done
But I guess to him, breathing just wasn't as fun)
There was something in the way he wiggled
That just made me giggle
Trying to get free, begging on his knees
Well, that's just a figure of speech
He really just didn't want to drink that bleach
I thought to myself that I would probably have to have him strung up for days
Respirar Ya No Era Tan Divertido
Todo lo que queda son solo unos pocos restos de cabello y huesos
Es hilarante
Había algo en la forma en que se movía
Que simplemente me hacía reír
Intentando liberarse, suplicando de rodillas
Bueno, eso es solo una figura de lenguaje
Realmente no quería beber esa lejía
No te preocupes, soy doctor, dije
Era difícil mantener una cara seria cuando
El gas de la risa tiene un olor peculiar
Tiende a quedarse y a persistir
Pero hay algo en eso que simplemente ilumina una habitación
Bueno, no como un soplete de propano
Pero no quiero arruinarte el día con toda esta tristeza
Así que dos tipos entran a una iglesia
No, pero en serio, esto va a doler
No, no te vayas todavía
Te necesito en este traje de carne
Con todo su dolor y sudor
La gran broma aún está por venir
No, no te vayas, la broma no ha terminado
Pero supongo que para él, respirar ya no era tan divertido)
Había algo en la forma en que se movía
Que simplemente me hacía reír
Intentando liberarse, suplicando de rodillas
Bueno, eso es solo una figura de lenguaje
Realmente no quería beber esa lejía
Pensé para mí mismo que probablemente tendría que tenerlo colgado por días