Breathing Just Wasn’t as Fun

Respirar Ya No Era Tan Divertido

Breathing Just Wasn’t as Fun

Todo lo que queda son solo unos pocos restos de cabello y huesosAll that is left are just a few scraps of hair and bones
Es hilaranteIt's hilarious

Había algo en la forma en que se movíaThere was something in the way he wiggled
Que simplemente me hacía reírThat just made me giggle
Intentando liberarse, suplicando de rodillasTrying to get free, begging on his knees
Bueno, eso es solo una figura de lenguajeWell, that's just a figure of speech
Realmente no quería beber esa lejíaHe really just didn't want to drink that bleach

No te preocupes, soy doctor, dijeDon't worry, I am a doctor, I said
Era difícil mantener una cara seria cuandoIt was hard to keep a straight face when

El gas de la risa tiene un olor peculiarLaughing gas has such a peculiar smell
Tiende a quedarse y a persistirIt has this tendency to linger and dwell

Pero hay algo en eso que simplemente ilumina una habitaciónBut it's something about it that just lights up a room
Bueno, no como un soplete de propanoWell not like a propane-torch
Pero no quiero arruinarte el día con toda esta tristezaBut I don't want to bring you down with all this gloom

Así que dos tipos entran a una iglesiaSo two guys walk into a church
No, pero en serio, esto va a dolerNo, but seriously, this is going to hurt

No, no te vayas todavíaNo, don't leave just yet
Te necesito en este traje de carneI need you in this meat suit
Con todo su dolor y sudorWith all its pain and sweat
La gran broma aún está por venirThe big punchline is yet to come
No, no te vayas, la broma no ha terminadoNo, don't go, the jokes not done

Pero supongo que para él, respirar ya no era tan divertido)But I guess to him, breathing just wasn't as fun)

Había algo en la forma en que se movíaThere was something in the way he wiggled
Que simplemente me hacía reírThat just made me giggle
Intentando liberarse, suplicando de rodillasTrying to get free, begging on his knees
Bueno, eso es solo una figura de lenguajeWell, that's just a figure of speech
Realmente no quería beber esa lejíaHe really just didn't want to drink that bleach

Pensé para mí mismo que probablemente tendría que tenerlo colgado por díasI thought to myself that I would probably have to have him strung up for days